A lot of people are asking where they can buy Skulduggery placemats, and the answer is NOWHERE! My sisters actually breached copyright to get them made, but because they had the permission of my publishers, they're not being sued...
I'd love to sue my sisters. That would be FUNNY.
Wouldn't make me too popular around Christmas time, though...
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no .... i just slip into my own world with custard lakes and...........
Lolage... we're getting a flooring fitted in the kitchen today, and there's an iron and a box of Yorkshire Tea in a mixing bowl... just where you expect it to be lolage...
Hahaha, i should really start writing but i truly feel so worn out today... :S
Well anyways i gtg everyone, i hope you all have wonderful days/nights/weeks, until i come back again...
regards,
Alex ;)
You ought to be in my living room for :S...
There's half a table, the circully bit where you eat on, leaning against the base, there's a chair with an upside down chair on top of it and there's boxes of shreddies on top of it, then the cans of food and other cubboard foods are in the washing basket and in the mixing bowl there's a curtain, the iron and a box of yorkshire tea... and there's the exersise bike in the middle of it all...
bye Alex
Bye Alex...
I'm having a liverscan at 5:00... so I might be an hour before I come back...
My last glass of water for the day...
*drinks a glass of water*
ok
You ought to be in my living room for :S...
There's half a table, the circully bit where you eat on, leaning against the base, there's a chair with an upside down chair on top of it and there's boxes of shreddies on top of it, then the cans of food and other cubboard foods are in the washing basket and in the mixing bowl there's a curtain, the iron and a box of yorkshire tea... and there's the exersise bike in the middle of it all...
*nods slowly*
Your not the most chatty person at the moment, are you?
*raises an eyebrow at Nicolette*
I had more conversation at 8:10 this morning...
no no I'm not
wait what ?
Ah... you're in between reality and custard lake world...
What do you mean, 'wait, what?'
I'm full of confuzzlment *hits head*
yes im between reality and custard world but I'm back
Why did you say 'wait what?" ?
That makes sense...
I was confuzzled for a split second
OW FLIP ..
sister just jumped on my leg ooooow god she weighs a ton!
Lol... tell her to loose some weight lol.
I don't know happens generlly I was having a day dream in science the other day and the teacher asked me a question and I went wait what and so she sent m outside for not listining because shes doing the same lesson over and over with different elements
.... I really want a cup of tea
'You have one message from Habbo Hotel'
'Flo-Black sent you a mini-mail titled "you are not going to like it"'
Wow... I got 1473 emails... wow...
Oh my god... I predicted Wagner on Xfactor would sing La Veda Loca 3 weeks ago... and it's done it, he's sung it!
GO WAGNER!
what the thats all your going to tell me *sulks*
i knew that already
Yep... all I'm going to tell you... nothing more... I got the message yesterday and I read it...
*shakes head*
not you to ..
am i the only one who finds the xfactor boring
cruel person ....
for being cruel to me I'm going to be cruel to you and go get a cup of tea leaving you larrified for around 10 mins :P
I find Xfactor boring... I just saw it on This Morning...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Sorry Nicolette... but if I told you, I would have to kill you... and I'm not joking...
*mumifies self*
Ah... much better...
back
PLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE TELL ME!!!!
Then you can kill me and I'll either stop commenting or say nothing about it ever again nothing even near the subject and wont tell anyone else either
Nicolette... sorry... I don't like keeping secrets but no... I don't want to tell you...
*sulks* meh
Sorry Nicolette... but it's a delicate matter... people already found out... because they bullied Kallista into telling them... but I won't tell you...
I'm still sulking because I'm mature ... sort of
that makes no sence but because im me it doesn't have to
Sorry... but neither me or Florence will tell you... sorry Nicolette...
meh is all i have to say
Are you angry... or sulking? that I won't tell you...
Hmm... are you still on Nicolette?
I'll take that as a no then...
Good... answer my question above...
Are you angry... or sulking? that I won't tell you...
Brb... need a bath... be on in a bit...
sulking not angry it takes a lot to make me angry and people alway regret making me angry
I'm back but I'm on the Windows 7 laptop now!
You still here Nicolette?
I'll take that as a no...
*runs to corner and rocks back and forward*f
*twidles thumbs*
Nothing to do... nothing to do...
*teleports to marshmallow land*
*bounces on Marshmallows*
YEY!
Nicolette. why did you have to make me larryfied?
*coughs*
I never leave :P
*sighs*
Ah well...
YES NICOLETTE!
Windows 7 is good but it nearly always crashes...
YES!
BACK ON XP!
yeah my laptop has windows 7
Nicolette, you still here?
naaa im a figure of you imagination
It always has to update or something... so I let my sister have that while I have this one haha!
That's what Kallista said... I'll try and persuade Florence that it wasn't her fault... because it wasn't... it was Sarthacus' and Darkanes...
*gives them evils*
really awsome me and kallista must be on the same wavelenght
Well there's no hope for Kallista then lol... jking...
theres no hope for me so *shrugs*
True... but at least you won't get killed by me or Florence... because you only wanted to know... you didn't bully...
im going to school right now but when i come home i want o see a new comment or post from you Derek thats what the doctor says you have to do to get better *from what i dont know*
off to the dreadful school!
thats true and releifing
hmmm I can remember more of my dream now me and my friend were sitting in the train and then we started talking to some boys in front of us they found us funny and they were older then us .... I think emily threw water at them ...
oh yeah she did lol
Skulgirl, he's posted 5 times this month... I don't think you need anymore posts...
school you don't have half term ?? hmmm mabey americas normal and realiseed it was better to have halloween break next week because halloweens on a sunday!!
My dream was weird last night... it started in space, looking down at the earth... it was very nice... and then I kept seeing flashes of green as I sort of flew down to England... it was weird and the green flashes kept coming more and more often before I woke up...
*yawns*
wierd lol
ahhhh i hate this laptop so slow but wont punch it resist growing urge to punch it because ill break it i can feel it
Yeh but there was a white line going across england that seemed to annoy me... so I stopped it somehow and I saw some grass before I woke up... so overall it's not the weirdest dream I've ever had... just plain old weird though...
I punched it ... :| the screen cracked in the corner ...
dang it
Lol... violence and technology don't mix Nicolette...
I know but it was making fun of me I just know it
Hmm... my dreams are normally weird though... they're normally about the future... now THAT is weird...
Nicolette, you still here?
I'll take that as a no... again...
yeah sorry just have to make lunch be back in around 5-10 mins
Alright...
back!!...
miss me :]
*whistles to self*
Yes I did... because there's no one else on...
*gulps* 13 mins unlucky for some
Oh few nice to know its not unlucky for me
13 mins?
yes 13 mins since I said i would be back to when I was
Ah... the time you took to have your dinner...
Or whatever you were doing...
time i took to make lunch for everyone then eat it
Ah... that was quick...
thats because I'm a ninga
Yey 333 lol...
do you mean a ninja Nicolette...?
I'm not allowed anything to eat so you're lucky... damn liverscan...
.... mabey
Lol.
oh yeah .. sorry forgot about that
No effence Dragona your great company and all but wheres everyone else??
Lol... it doesn't matter... I'm not hungry anyway...
I don't know...
HELLLOOOO?
*echoes*
I have no idea...
hmmm me to ... *shouts very loudly*
HELLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
I know Florence will be on at 5, when I will be in hospital, y'know... but everyone else comes on around that time so...
true ... brb my mums left for an hour and she wanted me to hoover the hallway be 3-5 mins
Luckily it only lasts 10-30 minuites and it'll take 30 minuites to get there so...
Ok Nicolette...
Yay!
Black coat, black skinny-jeans, black gloves, black T-shirt, black jumper, grey funky T-shirt with little face onit... ALL bought today in the Thistle center!
Now I'M the one lurking in the shadows...
>:)
Nice try to fool me Sarthacus... posting another blog so I wouldn't see the other one... nice TRY... but I read it... both of the blogs...
... and all of the comments... YES I SAW!
*gives Sarthacus evils*
boys don't fight now
Sorry, but I told Kallista to post it on my channel.
Sorry, can we be friends?
And your blog Sarthacus...
*continues giving him evils*
Fine... but I'm not happy... but don't mention it...
Sarthacus is that picture the person off of assassins creek?
Ok. Deal.
Dragona he apoligized ... *coughs*
good good *ruffles Sarthacuses hair and tried to ruffles Dragonas but hes to tall*
meh never mind
Assassins Creed 2, Ezio, yes.
I'm 1m 68cm tall!
Just don't mention it... ever...
thought so I have first assassins creed getting 2nd for christmas
I'm 1.93548 metres tall...
Um... put it simply, dragona.
1m 93cm basically...
I really want some cheese spread on toast, BUT I CAN'T!
WHY DO I HAVE TO GO FOR A LIVER SCAN?
My mouth is drying up from lack of water... I can't eat or drink until after my test, which is at 5:00... WHY ME?
*1meter 60
From 11:30 to 5:00 I'm not allowed to eat or drink... but I'm not really hungry... but I would kill for a coke...
2:00, yey!
Dying... dying from dehydration... dying...
Dying... dying... dying... dying...dying...
Is anyone on?
Or am I talking to myself?
grumbles ok bolt so your taller then me by 8 cm but up to my shoulder im 132 and my arms 69 cm so
132+28 = 160 = 69-28= 41 160+41 + 2meters 1 cm
Ohhhh so I could ruffle your hair and Dragonas ehh
Lol... Nicolette... complicated maths...
im on but doing math *slaps self* it the holidays no math!!
Lol...
Sarthacus, are you on?
JESUS DRAGONA MY BEDROOM DOORS ONLY 2CM HIGHER THEN YOU!
Ah... it's a good job I'm not in your house... but then again... so is my kitchen door and my bedroom door is a midgit one... I need to bend down to get in...
My tummy just rumbled... I only had a yogurt for breakfast, and my mum rang up AFTERWARDS to make an appoitment, if I had known then I would at least have had some cereal...
Nicolette... are you still on?
STOP DOING MATHS, IT'S HOLIDAYS!
LOL I wasn't doing math I just washed my hair and got dressed
Lol... now?
It's 2:24 for gods sake... I got dressed at 6:45 this morning... after waking up after my weird dream about the World...
no not now I had already had one in the 10 mins I had been gone for
Kallista, if you are still on, it is not your fault, they practically BULLIED you into telling... so I'm not angry with you... and I'm sure Florence will see things that was as well... so don't feel bad... and do not kill yourself...
BOOO!
Hello Nicolette...
Back, oin Xbox.
And Kallista... you do not need to stay away... you should stay, just stay... if you are still on...
yes Kallista please come back :[
*sends telepathic message to Kallista*
COME BACK!
Hopefully that went right... but I didn't actually do it so... INTERNET TELEPATHY!
Hello?
396
399
400
Ah... so people are on...
I GOT 1ST!!!
ahhh Sarthacus you stole it ... but hey at least someones on :]
Oh... new page!
I hope Kallista forgives herself... she was bullied into telling...
*gives evils to Sarthacus*
=(
Sorry, Kallista!
Kallista, if you are still on, it is not your fault, they practically BULLIED you into telling... so I'm not angry with you... and I'm sure Florence will see things that was as well... so don't feel bad... and do not kill yourself...
Kallista... right... I have to go for a liver scan at the time Florence comes on... right... but if she's still here when I get back which will only be an hour, hopefully, and I will persuade her that it wasn't your fault... because it really wasn't, and she'll see things like I do...
AHHH FLIP MMY FINGER AHHHH OW OW OW OW
And don't hate yourself... it's the fault of only the persons who tried to get you to tell...
Oi! Darkane did it too!
And Kallista... tell Florence the whole situation... how you were forced into telling...
alright bunt my broken finger and then re broke it on the tap damp cloth on it now tho that will help the burn and the swelling
No Kallista... it isn't... if you tell Florence the thing you first said, then she WILL believe you... and if you say about how you were forced into telling then she will deffinatly believe you, then forgive you and it all will be forgotten... except she will kill Sarthacus and Darkane...
it will be fine kallista im more concerned about you
... which is fair...
Oh and btw Kallista, how did you find out?
*sits silently* hmmm i can't offer much help towards the convo
I'm just a mere observer... but she will forgive you Kallista... if you explain fully then I know she will forgive you...
Kallista, that's really bad you collapsed, but betrayal doesn't hurt as much as if people walk away from it as enemies, if you make friends with Florence then we will all feel much better...
Wow I'm wise today...
Ok bye Kallista... hope you forgive yourself soon... because it wasn't your fault...
Florence will forgive you Kallista... I know... bye...
Kallista stop being so hard on yourself :[
I think my brains exploded from wise overload...
I feel like a goth. I'm wearing EVERYTHING as black. Apart from my socks, which are blue.
New pic!!!
trust me feeling like a goth is a whole better then emo ...
http://www.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&gbv=2&tbs=isch%3A1&sa=1&q=valduggery&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=
Nicolette's worst nightmare... a LOT of peoples worst nightmare...
I know what I'm wearing for halloween!
A black t-shirt, a black jumper and some black jeans, and I'm going to put my hood up and wear this thing we've got which you can see through... but others can't, which is black... so I'll be like invisible in the darkness... scaring people and no one will know my identity... execpt for my height is a big give away but ah well...
Sarthacus... it's valduggery ain't it?
Nice pic btw Sarthacus...
Yes, and DRAGONA!!!
That's EXACTLY what I'm going is!!! but I have black gloves, and a black coat as well!
We...
Are...
The...
Shadow Brothers! =D
Oh no!
I NEED TO GO FOR MY LIVERSCAN NOW!
WISH ME LUCK PEOPLE!
BE ON LATER...
Sarthacus, I've got a black jacket and gloves as well!
Anyway Bye all.
Good luck, Dragona!!!
I hope it goes well!
And I hope yo ucan have something to eat, as well!
Tell us how it goes!
Bye!
Anybody else on???
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