Sunday, October 24, 2010

Post-Birthday Blog


My cats are all around me.

They’re twisting around my feet and jumping onto the desk, nudging my hand, and then dropping to the floor again. I think they do this to remind me that I’ve known them the longest- much longer than I’ve known those silly dogs in the kitchen. Groomer, bless her little soul, has acquired the unsettling habit of falling asleep behind the computer monitor. At least once a week I’ll walk in here, sit down, start answering emails or writing blogs, and half an hour later a little puzzled head will pop out from behind the monitor and give me a fright. Or worse, I’ll be writing away and I’ll suddenly sneeze, and this will freak her out completely and she will LAUNCH herself out from behind the monitor and I’ll jerk back and generally have a heart attack. Oh what fun cats are.

It was my birthday yesterday. I would get depressed, but the fact is I seem to be improving as I get older, so I really don’t mind. I also got these pictures texted to me, first thing in the morning.





I am the worst person to buy a present for, because everything I want I already own, but even so, my family managed to get me some nice surprises. My mother got me the coolest aftershave ever- for those moments when I have to be grown-up. My dad got me a bag of Wine Gums, because he knows what I like. My brother got me a DVD of a film I had loved when I was a teenager but had completely forgotten about- Vamp. And my sisters...

My sisters, and let’s be honest here, do not have the best track record for buying me presents. I think we all remember the “Fix Your Bathroom Up” fiasco, and the “Curtain Rail” debacle, and to top it all off, last Christmas’ “Bath Mat” embarrassment. So, what did they get me, you ask?

We were all sitting around the table, and my nieces were being hilariously cute as always, and my sisters gave me the present they had bought (with the assistance of their husbands, naturally). Smiling politely, I unwrapped it. I was actually holding it upside down, but even so, there was no disguising what it was.

“Ah,” I said. My sisters were looking at me eagerly. “It appears,” I continued, “and bear in mind that I could be wrong, as I haven’t turned it right-side up yet, that you have, in fact, got me some placemats for my birthday.”

They nodded, delighted with themselves. I was perplexed. Only five minutes earlier, they had assured me that they had finally found me a present I would regard as cool. But placemats? Those square things you put on your table for the plates to sit on? How on Earth would I find THAT cool?

And then I turned them over.



“Huzzah!” I cried. “Skulduggery placemats!”

And there was much merriment (yayyy) and verily, it was a good day.

So now I am 36, and a much better person than I was a few days ago. I feel that 35 was merely a rehearsal for 36- that the last 35 years were just to prepare myself for being who I am now. Finally, I am the age I was born to be.

Thank you all for your birthday wishes, you crazy lunatics. I see that you continue to ignore my calls for less comments, which is how it should be. Minions should be allowed to babble every once in a while. It’s only healthy, after all.

So, what will I be doing for the next year, I wonder? I plan to start the next Skulduggery book sometime in November, and I’m going to take the opportunity to keep you all informed about the writing process. I know there are plenty of writers out there who have been asking for tips, so all my tips will be explained over the course of writing Skulduggery 6. Wow... the sixth book. The end of the second trilogy. After that, only three more books to go. All of those plotlines and themes and stories will have to be tied up, as it all rushes towards the final, epic, conclusion.

Kinda scary, to be honest.




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Dragona Pine said...

1st comment!

Dragona Pine said...

YES WHOOO!

Dragona Pine said...

Lol... I want a placemat like thaT!

mellytheelephant said...

Skulduggery placemats...

I think the world just imploded from sheer awesomeness.

Happy belated birthday!

Lizzy (Bridget Whiplash) said...

CURSE YOU DRAGONA! i wanted first *sulks*

Dragona Pine said...

WHAT 4 books left to go!?


I'm DEVESTATED!


*cries in corner*

Derek... you NEED to sell them placemats, and you need to make mousemats and all other mats in the world EVEN DOOR MATS IN SP!
THEN I COULD SP MY HOUSE UP!

Dragona Pine said...

SP FLAGS!


I'll paint my house with SP!

Much to my parents disaproval...

Dragona Pine said...

Happy 36th Birthday Derek, whenever it was... I hope you like my blogger celebration I gave you... balloons, streamers and MACERANA DANCING WITH MY CLONES AND NINJA GOLDFISH WHOOOO!

Lizzy (Bridget Whiplash) said...

awesome blog Mr. Landy! the pictures of your nieces are really cute! and EPIC place mats!

Dragona Pine said...

Yey... my first comment on Derek's blog I've ever had...

Lizzy (Bridget Whiplash) said...

Macerana! da-da-da-daaaa-da-da-da-daaaaa

Lizzy (Bridget Whiplash) said...

ok, i think im going to type some fanfic now, ill check in later

Nicolette Croga said...

awesome!

Nicolette Croga said...

brb dinner ... wish I was eating dinner on those placemats

Dragona Pine said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO lizzy don't go... otherwise I'll be a loner unless Florence, Nicolette or anyone else comes on... and Nicolette just talks about games 24/7.

Dragona Pine said...

*sighs*


*starts playing Dominos with ninja goldfish*

Dragona Pine said...

I've sent a friend request to everyone who follows my blog!

Priya said...

Aww, Happy Birthday! Just remember, growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional. :D

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...

Lizzy (Bridget Whiplash) said...

ta-da! im here!

Dragona Pine said...

I GOT FIRST COMMENT WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


I'm pleased because it's the first time I've got 1st comment on Derek's Blog...

Lizzy (Bridget Whiplash) said...

now im gone

Dragona Pine said...

*sighs*

Great I'm a loner...

Nicolette Croga said...

*gives dragona evils* well I was going to come on but never mind

Dragona Pine said...

Awww... come on Nicolette lol.

Nicolette Croga said...

I'll just write fan fiction

Kallista Pendragon said...
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Kallista Pendragon said...

Awesome placemats, Derek!
Glad to see you had a great birthday, yeterday!
.........and thanks for writing another post!
:D

Milla said...

Happy Birthday Derek, you cann tell your sisters, that they really found a coool present for you. you also can tell them, I want some for my birthday, they can send me one. Or two. Or hundred.

Kallista Pendragon said...

My birthday is coming up and I would like some SP placemats!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dragona Pine said...

Yey people are on now!

Kallista Pendragon said...

No, Dragona.
Your completely alone.
This is just a figment of your imagination.....

Lizzy (Bridget Whiplash) said...

hey Kallista! you might not want to read the next part of fanfic when i post it because its really, really sad

Dragona Pine said...

Very funny Kallista...

Kallista Pendragon said...

Nooooooooooo!
But I must read it!!!!!!!!!!
I trust you with your story, Lizzy! You will make it all good!!!!!

Lizzy (Bridget Whiplash) said...

its very sad though

Kallista Pendragon said...

How are ya all doing, Dragona? Lizzy?

Kallista Pendragon said...

Your gonna make me cry???????






*sighs*


























Well, I guess I better get a box of tissues ready.

Dragona Pine said...

I'm fine... just thinking...

Tinselle said...

Happy Bday Derek!
Wow 36 huh, thats like the age people start looking like walking corpses right?
Just kidding. Hope you had a good one.

Kallista Pendragon said...

I think you should put in how Kallista comes in and saves the day!!!!!
Yeah! That would be good! She will make Bridget happy again!!!!!
*gives Lizzy the thumbs up and a dumb smile*

Kallista Pendragon said...

What yer thinking, Dragona?
.that I'm the coolest person you know?
....well, behind Derek that is.......

Dragona Pine said...

I'm fine with sad things... as I said yesterday I don't feel much emotion... I ought to start doing...

Kallista Pendragon said...

C'mon spit it out Dragona. I'm turning into an old woman while you take your time!

Lizzy (Bridget Whiplash) said...

hmmm, ok, ill have Kallista save Bridget

Kallista Pendragon said...

But you would be sad if I died right?
I mean.....I would be sad if I died!
I havn't even read MC yet!!!!!

Sarthacus Bolt said...

Aw sweet!!


HAPPY (belated) BIRTHDAY DEREK!!!

Dragona Pine said...

I'm just thinking... mostly about my slippers, and my book and other things...

Kallista Pendragon said...

Well, I wouldn't be sad if your slippers died, Dragona...




Thanks, Lizzy!!!!!!!! Bridget MUST be saved!!!!!

Kallista Pendragon said...

What's sweet, Sarthacus?????


























Me?

Kallista Pendragon said...

Sorry if I'm a bit obnoxious. Just got up and still feeling tired and blearyed eyed.......

Kallista Pendragon said...

Not even sure if I'm spelling anything right!

Kallista Pendragon said...

.....hope you are not getting to annoyed at me, Dragona!!!!!!
























I'm JUST SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU I HAVE TO TEASE YOU!!!!!!!!!
*smiles brightly at Dragona*

Dragona Pine said...

I've gone all goosepimply again... it's weird...

Sarthacus Bolt said...

Oh, Derek, I know the plot!!!




The reflection is Darquesse, Val goes: "Oh God!" Then Nye takes the Remnant out of Tanith, everyone's :"Yayyy!" Skulduggery loses his hat: "NOOOO!!!", Valkyrie kills the reflection (Again!), and they all live happily ever after!


Ta-da! You like???

Kallista Pendragon said...

Is it because of your clone girlfriends, Dragona?

Sarthacus Bolt said...

And Kallista, Derek's birthday is sweet. It's ALWAYS SWEET!!! And thanks for subscrinbing on my YouTube channel!

Kallista Pendragon said...

Bridget!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






































You still here?

Lizzy (Bridget Whiplash) said...

i love the plot Sarthacus!

Lizzy (Bridget Whiplash) said...

im in and out because im typing

Kallista Pendragon said...

Yeah, I know what you meant, Sarthacus!
Just teasing you! LOL

Dragona Pine said...

Kallista, I'm not annoyed with you... and no it's not because of my cloned girlfriends... I'm just sat here thinking...

Kallista Pendragon said...

.....but you still think I'm sweet right?









*laughing like a maniac. needs to go back to bed and sleep it off!*

Kallista Pendragon said...

OK, Lizzy! Write, girl, write! Write like the wind!


















Ok. I'm being to looney. I have to go anyways amd get ready for church.






























Hope they can handle me today!

Nicolette Croga said...

oh no I have pins and needles in my foot it tickles

Kallista Pendragon said...

Oh! Sorry Nicolette!
*gets off Nicolette's foot*

Kallista Pendragon said...

OK. Now I'm going............really! I am!

Nicolette Croga said...

ooooooooooooh :/

Nicolette Croga said...

well I'm going to now byeeeeeeeee

Lizzy (Bridget Whiplash) said...

byeee Kallista, the fanfic will be waiting for you when you get back!

Lizzy (Bridget Whiplash) said...

byeeeee Nicolette!

Dragona Pine said...

hi.

Lizzy (Bridget Whiplash) said...

hi.

Dragona Pine said...

Lol.

Lizzy (Bridget Whiplash) said...

Lol yer self, im going for a few minutes so i can finish my fanfic

Dragona Pine said...

Ok...

Lizzy (Bridget Whiplash) said...

PART 14 OF FEAR IS UP!!!!!!!!!!!

Sarthacus Bolt said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcOW7ziZ2r0


My first YouTube video!!!


Please watch it!

Dragona Pine said...

YEY!

Lizzy (Bridget Whiplash) said...

hey Sarthacus! awesome video!

Sarthacus Bolt said...

Thanks, Lizzy!

Lizzy (Bridget Whiplash) said...

no prob, read my latest fanfic!

Sarthacus Bolt said...

Hey, does anybody know how to get good quality videos whe nplaying video games???

Dragona Pine said...

Yes, either get a GameCard, which you plug in, or film it on a camcorder... I use my camcorder because I haven't got a gamecard...

Dragona Pine said...

The film on my blog when I'm playing SWBII and I get a one shot kill on the walker, that was on my camcorder...

Sarthacus Bolt said...

Er, I think I'll get ganmecard... better quality...

Dragona Pine said...

They both work nearly the same and have nearly the same quality...

Lizzy (Bridget Whiplash) said...

i have NO idea what yall talking about! so ill talk about Hetilia! YAY! FANART!

Suz said...

36! I knew it. I knew you had to be around my age. Actually, I thought you were 34. I'm 35 and for some reason this age seems REALLY old. I mean, to your NORMAL aged readers, 35 is extremely old, but I don't know why even 40 doesn't seem as old to me as 35 does. Maybe it's because I can no longer say I'm in my early thirties anymore. But at least I don't have to say I'm in my late thirties, like you do. I mean, you don't look like you're in your late thirties! Nevermind, sorry about that. I just wanted to say I'm a struggling writer, in my OLD age and Happy Belated Birthday :D

Lizzy (Bridget Whiplash) said...

go America!

http://browse.deviantart.com/?q=Hetalia&order=9&offset=1032&offset=1080#/d22a948

Lizzy (Bridget Whiplash) said...

yay!

http://browse.deviantart.com/?q=Hetalia&order=9&offset=1080#/d1x8h8l

Dragona Pine said...

GO ENGLAND!

Lizzy (Bridget Whiplash) said...

GO AMERICA!

Sarthacus Bolt said...

OI!!! GO SCOTLAND!!!


And I can't find a GameCard!

Lizzy (Bridget Whiplash) said...

*chants* USA, USA, USA

Dragona Pine said...

They're quite rare to find Sarthacus... there are a lot of them but hardly none for sale...

Sarthacus Bolt said...

SCOTLAND, SCOTLAND, SCOTLAND, SCOTLAND!!!



And Ireland!

Dragona Pine said...

De de dedede dededede ENGLAND!

Lizzy (Bridget Whiplash) said...

America!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dragona Pine said...

ENGLAND!


ENGLAND


ENGLAND RULES!

Lizzy (Bridget Whiplash) said...

i have called in reinforcements!

deagle_pickle ! said...

AMERICA!

Lizzy (Bridget Whiplash) said...

see!

Lizzy (Bridget Whiplash) said...

he agrees with me!

deagle_pickle ! said...

BRITAN SMELLS BAD BUT THERE CHOCOLATE TASTES GOOD!

Lizzy (Bridget Whiplash) said...

dude, to much

Dragona Pine said...

Where from?

deagle_pickle ! said...

I KNOW!

deagle_pickle ! said...

what?

Dragona Pine said...

Yeh, he agrees because he's your sister... but Florence and Nicolette will agree with me...

deagle_pickle ! said...

NO CROGA! NOT THE DARK SIDE!

Lizzy (Bridget Whiplash) said...

im thinking about recording "the soldier boy's lament" and putting it as my sound clip, what do you think Dragona?

deagle_pickle ! said...

the other person im not to fussed about.

Lizzy (Bridget Whiplash) said...

be nice to Flo!

deagle_pickle ! said...

hmmm?

Dragona Pine said...

Yes I think you should put the song as your audio clip, and yeh be nice to Florence... because we both have photographic memories... but I'm phycic too...

deagle_pickle ! said...

wwhhaatt?

Lizzy (Bridget Whiplash) said...

no, you're not physic Dragona. unless you WANTED her to have that dream

Lizzy (Bridget Whiplash) said...

btw, i was totally allowed that

Dragona Pine said...

I am phycic... I tried sending her a telepathic message after the war and it obviously worked... it's not my fault...


AND NOT ONE WORD OF THAT BRIDGET!

Lizzy (Bridget Whiplash) said...

who, moi?

June Clarence said...

Okay, so I kind of missed the whole birthday-thing. Therefore: HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY!
Those placemaps are SO cool! Wouldn`t have thought your sisters had it in them...woah.
Your nieces are extremely cute, by the way.
So, you`re going to start Skulduggery 6 in November? You know what you should do? NaNoWriMo! Don`t tell me you haven´t heard of it. If you haven`t: GOOGLE NOW! I swear, it`s fabulous. Insanity at its best. I`m attending, too, for the second time. Can`t wait. Only one week to go.
So...did I get this right? Skulduggery is made of three trilogies? Making it 9 books alltogether? Meaning we`ll have FOUR MORE BOOKS waiting for us?! OH MY GOD!!! Is it MY birthday today or did they decide to change Christmas date? It IS the 24th, today, after all...
YAY! For you! And your cats are hilarious. Could you post a picture of your cat looking out from behind the desktop?
Keep going!

Dragona Pine said...

Not one word...


But I can read the future... in visions but it's normally about myself, I can sense things, like links and what happens in the future... but that's it... people overestimate being phycic... but a photographic memory is uncontrollable, so is the visions with being phycic, but the sensing I can control... but it makes you really tired, then a headache, migrane and I haven't tried it beyond that...

deagle_pickle ! said...

brb, food time.pancakes.yums.

Dragona Pine said...

Ok...

Lizzy (Bridget Whiplash) said...

whoa, thats really cool. love the forest, and i sometimes see odd things when im walking around, but then they vanish

deagle_pickle ! said...

not yet.

Dragona Pine said...

Lol... it might be haunted... oooooooooooo

Lizzy (Bridget Whiplash) said...

its not haunted, ghosts dont leave foot prints in the mud

Dragona Pine said...

And not one word of that Bridget... I don't need to explain for obvious reasons...

deagle_pickle ! said...

everyone knows that there is a sciapod in our forest. google it.

Lizzy (Bridget Whiplash) said...

i wont tell(to many people)

Sarthacus Bolt said...

WAAA!!!


I just made a music vid for SP and Derek!!!


Wow, it's 5 min long!!! I'll post it in a moment.

deagle_pickle ! said...

cool bolt.

Sarthacus Bolt said...

Britain is AWSOME!!!!



Because Scotland's in it!

Dragona Pine said...

Cool Sarthacus...



And Lizzy... NO ONE!

deagle_pickle ! said...

almost breakfast time. gotta go soon.

deagle_pickle ! said...

brb.

Lizzy (Bridget Whiplash) said...

*picks up phone* im going to call... and tell...























i am having WAY to much fun with this

Dragona Pine said...

YES BRITAIN RULES!

Sarthacus Bolt said...

I have what my friend and I call the "Predator Instinct". I'll look up, be alert when something/someone is right behind me, or is about to do something. I have brilliant hearing, and I can smell things quite well.


Does that make me sound like an animal?

Wonka said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEREK!!
wow, i may kick ur placemats.
i saw the 'happy birthday uncle Derek' thing and went AAAWWW!!

ur nieces r cute.

Dragona Pine said...

Lizzy... it shouldn't be funny...

Sarthacus Bolt said...

Dragona, you're invading FLo's dreams AGAIN??!!


I won't tell, as long as you watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyLefVIhv3c&feature=youtube_gdata


2nd vid!

Dragona Pine said...

I've got a chillblane on my foot and it hurts like hell...

Wonka said...

wait, ur 36??!!
ur younger than my dad yet....
nah, never mind :)

Dragona Pine said...

Sarthacus... I don't know... she left before I came on this morning...

Lizzy (Bridget Whiplash) said...

i get all twitchy when someone is behind me and im most likely to hit them if they dont move. and i love fighting, so ill hit you hard

Wonka said...

poor poor Dragon Boy.
hey, u shouldnt deserve 1st comment: u have a tendency to blow people up!

Dragona Pine said...

*nuclear bombs wonka*

Lizzy (Bridget Whiplash) said...

*calls Vicky* hey Vick! so yeah, there's this guy on the blog im always on and he sent a telepathic message to Flo. ad guess what she dreamed...

Wonka said...

yeah, see?

Dragona Pine said...

Lizzy... you would hit people hard... but you wouldn't hit me at all...

Because people are scared of me hehe...


Because I'm 6ft 3 and a half tall, training in martial art, can pick most people I come across with one hand, feels no pain, shows no emotion and can throw people like a javellin and I took down 30 people in less than 10 seconds... ah... so that's why people are scared of me...

Last tuesday someone asked if I was a robot...

Wonka said...

hey Dragon Boy if Fluff is having dreams about you, then i so called it.







there IS something going on between the two of you.....

Wonka said...

and i would so hit you- i aint scared of no one.

a...part from Dr Nye, he really scares the bejeezus outta me, as i have said 3000000 times. bcuz he does :S

Sarthacus Bolt said...

Oh, I didn't know Dragona was THAT modest!


;D

Lizzy (Bridget Whiplash) said...

im 5 feet 7 inches, a kenpo karate student, a street fighter, and i wont fight fair.

you should run now.

Dragona Pine said...

Lol...


Wonka, you would be scared when you're flying through the air...

Wonka said...

hee hee.

Sarthacus why has the samauri dude on your profile pic have no head???

Wonka said...

@ Dragon Boy

nah, id just displace the air and go WHEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Wonka said...

so mlegh

Sarthacus Bolt said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyLefVIhv3c&feature=youtube_gdata



DRAGONA!!! WATCH IT!!!

Lizzy (Bridget Whiplash) said...

bye yall, i need to eat breakfast now, be back later!

Dragona Pine said...

Lizzy, and I'm phycic and often have visions when I'm about to get hurt so I can know what your going to do, and I have a photographic memory which lets me see the moves you used against me and tell when your going to do it again...

Wonka said...

yey im a shortie compared to you guys! im about 5.3/ 5.4

Wonka said...

breakfast? now? but ive just had lunch....

Dragona Pine said...

Wonka... you would REALLY run away if you saw me... I FEEL NO PAIN!

Wonka said...

oh, time zones....

Wonka said...

yeah, well you dont exactly have balls of steel. no boy does, as i have found out.

Wonka said...

and when im wearing my combat boots...

Wonka said...

wha ha ha just the thought of you, curled up in agony while i repeatedly stamp on your manly parts really warms my heart *grins evilly*

Wonka said...

ew purple chipped nail polish tastes gross :X

Sarthacus Bolt said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyLefVIhv3c&feature=youtube_gdata


It's my second video, WATCH IT!!!!!


Please?

Dragona Pine said...

Ah... you see, I do have balls of steel, NOT LITTERALLy, I'm not scared of anything, and I'm fast, so you wouldn't get the CHANCE to do that.

Wonka said...

nom nom nom *chews on thumb to get rid of rail polish*

wheres your 'witty' comeback, eh Dragona?

Wonka said...

oh, there

Wonka said...

riight.
knowing u, ud probably cheat and get a handgun out or something.

Sarthacus Bolt said...

Jeez! Why do you ALWAYS ARGUE!!!

Harly Ryker said...

Happy birthday, Derek!!!!! I was thinking what strange things your sisters might buy you, but the placemats are positively awesomesauce.
In other words, I got a pair of boots yesterday, and I feel like I am wearing elf boots. So, in the run up to christmas, I am charging a fiver an hour to come to your house and pretend to be an elf.
Stay Weird!
Harly Ryker.

Dragona Pine said...

I'm good with witty comebacks hehe...

Wonka said...

but then...

i would do a Matrix dodge and then but Trinity to shame and beat the *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP* out of you!

Dragona Pine said...

No, I wouldn't cheat, guns aren't my style ANYWAY... but I don't need to cheat... I would win anyway...

Sarthacus Bolt said...

Derek, what time will the next book be set?

Halloween? Easter? OH!!! Valkyrie's birthday!!!



That'd be pretty cool!!!

So... how about it?

And can yo uplease make a GOOD SP video game for the Xbox360?? And PS3...

Wonka said...

no, u really r not.

they involve killing/maiming/torturing/blowing things up, not a few words that make people annoyed and speechless.

Dragona Pine said...

*punches Wonka and knocks her out*

Ah... so that's why I don't punch people very often...

Sarthacus Bolt said...

Watch the vid?

Wonka said...

an dyou wouldnt win, cos ud feel sorry for me and not want to hurt me. and then id kill you, or something along those lines.

crap comeback, my boy.

housemouse said...
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Wonka said...

*opens eyes and kicks Dragon Boy in face and bollocks and he curls up in agony*

and that is probably why i dont do THAT very often

Sarthacus Bolt said...

I've had an idea!¬


I'm gonna write about what might've happened if the Remnant had stayed inside Valkyrie and given her a destructive mind!!!



And watch the video, PLEASE STOP ARGUING OR I'LL KILL MYSELF!!!

Wonka said...

*gasp* the Golden God is active! he just removed a comment!!

Dragona Pine said...

*throws wonka whos unconcious like a javellin*

Ah... an unconcious body tried to kick me...

Wonka said...

Yey! Bolt is suicidal because of us! oh... wait....

Wonka said...

i was not unconcios! i was feinting!

Sarthacus Bolt said...

Wonka, Housmouse removed it, if Derek had it'd say: "This comment has been removed by a blog administrator".

Wonka said...

and i really need to try and keep you on the ground for longer

Wonka said...

oh. right. so housemouse removed it, not Derek....

omg im a moron.

Dragona Pine said...

Wonka, remember the peace treaty we made...

Wonka said...

its not often i say that, actually.

Wonka said...

HEY! YOU STARTED IT!! *kicks Dragon Boy in the face for breaking treaty*

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