Wednesday, January 12, 2011

The Birthday Girl

You know what today is?

Today is Laura's birthday. She's 23. And how is she spending her special day?

Studying for college exams.

Laura hates studying, she LOATHES studying, and earlier on she apologised to me for being in a grumpy mood. But the fact is, she should be celebrating today- instead, she's feeling miserable. How can you make her feel better?

I think that a few birthday wishes from my loyal Minions may just raise a smile on her face...

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Geckogirl (Skylara Wolfbane) said...

OMG! I'm one of the fist to comment...i hope :S

by the time im finished ill probs be last!

first, HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAURA!!!!
second, Hey Derek! hope u enjoyed the fan-fics although i doubt u read mine *sniffles* then again you have a very busy life and i respect that ;)


hi everyone!

Geckogirl (Skylara Wolfbane) said...

OMG! I ACTUALLY GOT THE FIRST COMMENT! DEREK MIGHT ACTUALLY READ IT!

HI DEREK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BTW, HAVE U EVER SEEN THE BBC SERIES SHERLOCK? I RECCOMEND IT A LOT!
IT IS ALMOST AS GOOD AS SKULDUGGERY,
PERHAPS AS GOOD *GASPS*

Geckogirl (Skylara Wolfbane) said...

its so sad that laura has to study on her birthday, :( but im sure she'll do great on her exams :D

Geckogirl (Skylara Wolfbane) said...

wow....i actually got the first comment.....out of over 400 minions....


i feel so darn special :D

Geckogirl (Skylara Wolfbane) said...

wow...where is everyone....?

have i missed the zombie appocolypse and no one told me?

there could be zombies roaming the streets and NO ONE BOTHERED TO TELL ME!


*sulks*

eerriikk.15 said...

Happy Birthday, Laura! Yesterday was my birthday and I also was studying for an exam and doing a project, to relax you have to take a drinking chocolate and try to think that you're going to pass. I know that it's difficult, but it's your birthday.
And when you finish the exams go with Derek and your friends to some special place. :)

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Girl Zombie Goddess Queen said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAURA!!!!


*does the chicken dance for Laura*



























*Laura turns away bored*



Ummm...how about THIS!






*starts sining happy birthday to Laura*







*sees Laura looking a bit green*


OK. I'll stop singing!






*tries to think of ways to cheer Laura up*





























*takes Lauras homework and shoots it to bits with her tommy gun*




























*homework comes back and eats Kallista*

:o





















OK. I know I'm woerd. But I hope Laura has a little laugh over my silliness.
Laura! You are an awesome person who desrves to have fun on her birthday! I hope th estuding won't take all your time today. I hope you can take a bit of time off and go have fun with your family and friends!

And now! I announce to the world......






















TODAY IS AN EPIC DAY!!! BECAUSE IT IS LAURA'S BIRTHDAY!!!!!


...and we all know that Laura is EPICA!!!!!!!

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Girl Zombie Goddess Queen said...

So sorry about my typos Derek and Laura. I type to fast and am clumsy with my fingers and the keybord sticks! :P

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Girl Zombie Goddess Queen said...

Maybe I should not say this. But I can't wait until I'm 21. I want to try some sake!

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Girl Zombie Goddess Queen said...

LOL Skylara. Don't worry. I would have told you if there was a zombie appocolypse. Being a zombie myself, I would have the heads up on such a thing. :P

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Girl Zombie Goddess Queen said...

@My Irish and British friends.
I will have to leave in an hour and do not know if I will be back by 9 pm your time.

Help to make Laura and Thrice's birthday a special one.

VannessaTide said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OH FABULOUS LAURA!!!
may some new found inspiration strike out Golden God on how to cheer you up, im sure it will as he is amazingly brilliant, hence he is, our Golden God ;) lol

dragon11166045 said...

Happy birthday Laura

And by the way Derek I love the books! :)

June Clarence said...

Hey Laura! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Always remember:
Someone who learns a lot, knows a lot. Someone who knows a lot, forgets a lot. And someone who forgets a lot knows nothing!

Lunar Tears said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LAURA!!!

I'm sorry you have to study on your birthday!

YOU SHARE A BIRTHDAY WITH THRICE!

:D

*hands Laura a birthday present*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Lunar Tears said...

FOR SHE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW, FOR SHE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW, FOR SHE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW, SHE'S 23 TODAY! HOORAY!

Lunar Tears said...

That IS a public domain birthday song, right?

And I won't get sued?

Because a lot of people get sued when they sing the wrong birthday song...

Lunar Tears said...

And, can I ask, what is college like?

Apart from studying on your birthday...

Dragona Pine said...

Hi.

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who has smelly feet said...

MY BIRTHDAY TOO!

Dragona Pine said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAURA!

Dragona Pine said...

And Thrice!

Lunar Tears said...

Hello, Dragona.

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who has smelly feet said...

HI

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Lunar.

Lunar Tears said...

Hello, Thrice...

Lunar Tears said...

Tell me how...
I lost my power...
Oh...

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Thrice.

Dragona Pine said...

Hey, where is everyone?

Lunar Tears said...

Do Do Doo

Lunar Tears said...

Got up on the wrong side of life today,
Crash the car,
and I'm going to be really late...

Dragona Pine said...

I might go on my PS3, I'll still comment though.

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Girl Zombie Goddess Queen said...

I'm back. Will be hear foe twenty more minutes. :)

Lunar Tears said...

Llama!

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Kallista, where are you going to be on for 20 more mins?

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Girl Zombie Goddess Queen said...

LOL typos! I hate 'em!

Lunar Tears said...

I'VE JUST REALISED!

23!

AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Girl Zombie Goddess Queen said...

I have to go with my mom to pick up my little brothers.

Dragona Pine said...

Will you be back by 8:20? Because I'll be a loner at that time :(

Lunar Tears said...

Hi, Kallista!

Lunar Tears said...

YEY!

THE MUSIC VIDEO WITH THE WALKING MILK CARTON!!

Dragona Pine said...

GTA IV is quite good.

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Girl Zombie Goddess Queen said...

LOL Lunar.

Nicolette! If you are around, please stop in and say hi miss you dreadfully! :(

Lunar Tears said...

My Dad's going to be annoyed...

Lunar Tears said...

You still live on in my farmer's eyes...

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Girl Zombie Goddess Queen said...

LOL Michael.
@Dragona
I will do my best. I hope you will not be a loner though.

Lunar Tears said...

On a road that leads me straight, to who knows where...

Lunar Tears said...

Michael?

Lizzy the lovely un-dead vampire writer said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAURA!

Lizzy the lovely un-dead vampire writer said...

hello everyone

Lunar Tears said...

Hello, Lizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzy!

Lizzy the lovely un-dead vampire writer said...

Hello Lunarrrrrrrrrrrr! :)

Hannah said...

Laura. Wow. Like, Happy Birthday. Me being a girl who loves Valkyrie and everything about her, I consequently think you're the big cheese too. :) While it probably won't help, I'll tell you I'm studying for an exam tomorrow as well, and it's GOD AWFUL to do. Really, I'd rather be bookworming or something. But like my mum always tells me, "means to an end". Doesn't help much, but mum's have to be right.

Have a good evening, treat yourself to something junky and unhealthy and have a rave in your room or similar. Because 23 is the MAGIC number. :)

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Girl Zombie Goddess Queen said...

I THINK I'M LOSING MY MIND!!!!
I could have sworn that someone named michael just left a comment and now it's NOT THERE!!!
:O




*runs screaming crazily from Dereksville Blogland, finally having gone completely insane*

Lunar Tears said...

Um...

Have you heard Jenny Don't Be Hasty by Paolo Nutini?

It goes, "You said you'd marry me, if I was 23"

I just think it's random. :)

Lunar Tears said...

You're losing your mind?

THEN HURRY UP AND FIND IT!

...

Lizzy the lovely un-dead vampire writer said...

i was just out shoveling the walk for 2 hours!!!! i hate snow!!!

Lunar Tears said...

.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.

Lunar Tears said...

You have snow?

I just have a mountain of ice that refuses to melt with another mountain of grit on top of it.

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...

Lizzy the lovely un-dead vampire writer said...

yeah, we have snow *glares at F***ing two foot high show piles*

Lizzy the lovely un-dead vampire writer said...

DRAGONA!! *glomp*

Lizzy the lovely un-dead vampire writer said...

brb, lunch

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Girl Zombie Goddess Queen said...

*F***ing two foot high snow piles glare bck at Lizzy*

Lizzy the lovely un-dead vampire writer said...

still got a few minutes actually

Lizzy the lovely un-dead vampire writer said...

LOL, Hey Kallista!

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Girl Zombie Goddess Queen said...

*Lobs some baloney at Lizzy*




















*it lands on her nose*

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Girl Zombie Goddess Queen said...

*whispers to Lizzy crazily*

I've LOST MY FRICKEN MIND!!!!!

Lizzy the lovely un-dead vampire writer said...

*eats baloney*

Dragona Pine said...

I'm on GTA IV.

Lizzy the lovely un-dead vampire writer said...

No, really? i never would have guessed that you lost your mind :P

Lunar Tears said...

HeHe

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Girl Zombie Goddess Queen said...

*leaps at Dragona and gives him 999,999,999 kisses*

Dragona Pine said...

Why do you glomp every time you see me Lizzy?

Lizzy the lovely un-dead vampire writer said...

because i'm glad to see you

Tori said...

I'm always the last to see a new blog posting *sad
HAPPY BIRTHDAY LAURA!!!! :D
i know a way for you to feel better
DRINK A MILKSHAKE!!! they are deliciousness
but if you are lactose intolerant (which is not very fun) you should go see a very awesome movie at a nearby movie theater
if there is nothing out right now that you want to see, then you should eat some waffles (made with soy milk or something :P) they are fluffy clouds of awesomeness

as for everyone else on the blog....hi :D

rachel.mccoach said...

Happy b-day Laura :) hope its a good un, and no too bad with ur exams.

just eat lots or cake and open prezzies and be the happy person Derek tells us u are :)

Tori said...

BE HAPPY!!!!

Skulgirl13 said...

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From on of Derek's very loyal minion Skulgirl13

I hope you have a great one!!!!


Birthday's only come once a year, sure they're fun but the real adventure is what happens every day! Enjoy each day as if it were your last!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

Tori said...

@skulgirl
they may only come once a year but i make sure mine lasts for at least a week :P
a celebration on every day

Dragona Pine said...

Brb for a min...

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Girl Zombie Goddess Queen said...

SKULGIRL! I miss you!!!!


*runs to hug Skulgirl*























*gets struck by 999 bolts of lightning instead*

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Girl Zombie Goddess Queen said...

LOL Tori! You sound very wise!

Lunar Tears said...

Oh, and...

GOOD LUCK ON YOUR EXAMS, LAURA!!

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Girl Zombie Goddess Queen said...

I almost killed my teacher today! :o

Tori said...

i am wise
but now i'm sad that i didn't get a hug :'(

Lizzy the lovely un-dead vampire writer said...

what!?!

Tori said...

why?

Dragona Pine said...

Back.

Lunar Tears said...

how?

Lizzy the lovely un-dead vampire writer said...

brb

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Girl Zombie Goddess Queen said...

We were suppose to be having a quiet study period. I sorta got bored and my mind started to drift on to other things. I looked up and caught the eyes of my teacher just as she was taking a sip of coffe. I gave her this really dopey smile with my eyes half closed an glazed over and a big wide gaping mouth. She started to laugh as she was swallowing and started to choke. She left the room quickly and headed to the bathroom where we could hear her choking out her drink.


Whoops! I feel bad!

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Girl Zombie Goddess Queen said...

@Tori
Who did you want a hug from?

Tori said...

darn, i thought it had to do with an actual form of weapon. but the same thing happened to me the other day if you want to hear that amazingly funny story

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Girl Zombie Goddess Queen said...

lol sure Tori! I'd love to hear it! XD

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Girl Zombie Goddess Queen said...

I have a few minutes left. :)

Dragona Pine said...

I've turned my PS3 off now.

Dragona Pine said...

Please try and be on by 8:20 Kallista :)

Dragona Pine said...

Don't tell me you've abandoned me.

Skulgirl13 said...

hey dragona

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Girl Zombie Goddess Queen said...

*screams in frustration*
Dragona Pine! You where ignoring me this whole time! >:(

Now I have to leave. I thought you where reading what I wrote before! :o

Skulgirl13 said...

hi kallista

Tori said...

so my family and i were at the dinner table one day eating some cake (because we do that for no reason) and my sister looked over at me at said "i'm giving you my death glare" (she was trying to stop me from saying some dirty comment that i have forgotten. and as i tried to reply i started to laugh and cough at the same time, thus choking on the cake in my mouth. so i'm sitting there dying on the table with my family laughing at me and my dad going "don't worry tori, i know cpr" a moment later "ok i don't know it that well. BREATHE TORI BREATHE!!" a few minutes go by and i'm finally able to breathe and wipe the tears from my eyes and the laughter sudden;y comes to a halt until i turn to my sister and i say "what were we just talking about, i forgot" thus starting the laughter all over again. for the rest of the night, i couldn't take one night of cake without my family claiming that i was going to die of cake :P

Skulgirl13 said...

lol

Dragona Pine said...

KALLISTA I NEVER READ THEM! I WASN'T IGNORING YOU! I was on my ps3, if I'd have known I never would have left!

Skulgirl13 said...

*walks slowly towards the shadows seeing that there will soon be daggars and doesn't wan to get in the middle of it*

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Girl Zombie Goddess Queen said...

LOL Tori! That's hilarious! XDDDD

I'm glad I could read your story before leaving.




Hope to see you all later on!
BYE!!!

Dragona Pine said...

There will be no daggers from this side Skulgirl.

Skulgirl13 said...

BYE KALLISTA!!!!!!!!!

Dragona Pine said...

Bye Kallista.

Tori said...

bye kallista

Skulgirl13 said...

oh ok good for some reason im always the one that gets in the middle of a fight people almost ALWAYS drag me into the argument i hate taking sides

Dragona Pine said...

Another person who hates me now :(

Skulgirl13 said...

and im so COLD!!! its so friken cold here! *mutters something bout stupid snow*

Kallista Pendragon-The Beautiful Girl Zombie Goddess Queen said...

*gives Dragona a pat*
Don't worry my friend. I'm not REALLY mad. Just an over dramatic diva! :P

Gotta go now. Will try and be back so you won't be by yourself!

Bye all!

Skulgirl13 said...

i doubt she hates you dragona! i think she was just being......well......kallista!

Tori said...

i'm eating a cookie NOM! NOM! NOM! :)

Skulgirl13 said...

see!

Skulgirl13 said...

yum cookies!

Dragona Pine said...

People never drag me into fights at school... because I'm IN the fight. I don't know why, but loads of people try and beat me up... I always beat them of course, but I think it's a case of "Look at that tall guy, if we beat him up we'll be well legends" but yeh... they just make a fool of themselves.

Dragona Pine said...

Bye Kallista.

Dragona Pine said...

Brb, signing in on laptop.

Tori said...

you're a tall person!!!!
you must fall!!!!
*jumps on the back of dragona and starts to NOM NOM NOM on his arm :P

Skulgirl13 said...

wow all my friends are taller than me im the short innocent one of the group and trust me that is not helpful for me i HATE being short!!!! and i hate that im too nice! i can't say no!

Skulgirl13 said...

? why tori??? why????

Tori said...

short people must join together to take down the tall ones!!!

Skulgirl13 said...

meh i wont do that most of my BEST FRINEDS are taller than me

Tori said...
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Tori said...

darn *goes to corner and starts to Nom! on cookie

Skulgirl13 said...

thats what my friend says a lot she says,"no one says yum while eating somethings its more of a nom"

Skulgirl13 said...

hello?

Dragona Pine said...

Back.

Tori said...

i got it from those facebook pages that have a kid from different ages
give a kid goldfish
7: yay *eats goldfish
13: these are for babies *eats anyway
16: YAY!!! GOLDFISH!!! NOM! NOM! NOM! *pretends to be a shark and eats goldfish

Anya said...

Happy Happy Happy BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dragona Pine said...

Um... I don't think ganging up on me would be a good idea... people who do that generally get thrown or knocked out... thrown is the normal one... the last person I knocked out waaassss... a Pro Boxer in year 11.

Lunar Tears said...

ACH~!

STUPID BUBBLE!

Skulgirl13 said...

EPIC MICKEY!!!

Lunar Tears said...

Bye

Tori said...

.......backs away slowly from dragona

Dragona Pine said...

What about epic micky?

Tori said...

EPIC MICKEY IS AWESOME!!!

Skulgirl13 said...

*shrinks back a bit seeing that she is only thirteen and doesnt want to die before she hits sixteen*

Skulgirl13 said...

thats Anyas picture

Dragona Pine said...

Don't do that Tori... I'm not really that bad :P I'm evil but in a good way :P

Skulgirl13 said...

tori have you read my fanfic???

Naomi Wiflath said...

Happy birthday, Laura! :)

Dragona Pine said...

Epic Mickey is "have the power of the paintbrush" correct? It's a PAINTBRUSH for gods sake.

Tori said...

.....i forgot you had one...
i read jaffa's and i read some on deviantart (which is awesome)

Tori said...

Dragona: but it is a very awesome and powerful paintbrush and you can paint things...i like paint

m0nkeyb00ts said...

i can sympathise, ive had my a-level exams today and yesterday. biology and psychology! eurgh!!!
Laura, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! if you don't get to have a good time today with all you your revising, then deffinately make sure you go out as soon as you possiby can - and go nuts!!
give yorself a pat on the back for being so good, eat lots of birthday cake and refuse to share it with anyone, and have a really special day :)
Happy Birthday :)

Skulgirl13 said...

cool



skulgirl13.blogspot.com


working on part two at the moment

Anya said...

I finished Mortal Coil! Victory dance! This is for you Laura! *Gives Laura Cake*

Mary Hiashi said...

*Sighs*

Fine...Happy Birthday Laura! I think...That Derek should buy you some really expensive present and then promise to buy you a cool car...Hee hee.

Blessed be,
Mary

Dragona Pine said...

Skulgirl, I'm doing an one of story, well, writing it... if it's not finished by tonight it probably will by... Saturday.

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Mary.

Skulgirl13 said...

a paint brush is like a story or a poem it lets your imagiation flow with every brush stroke :)

Skulgirl13 said...

MARY!!!!

Tori said...

anya, i must take you down now because i'm very sad because my mail man is an ***hole and he won't bring my books even though i ordered them over a month ago :'(

Dragona Pine said...

But what powers does a PAINTBRUSH posess?

Tori said...

skulgirl...that's a very long chapter.....

Skulgirl13 said...

.....ive read them all and own them all too so if you want anya youll have to go thru me! *draws her broad sword trying to look intimidating*

Anya said...

Sorry about that. *Runs away* I actually have to go, so later! Happy B-Day Laura!

Tori said...

Dragona: ANY POWER YOU WANT IT TO!!!!!
you can make things come to life and make things disappear and make everything colorful or black and white

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...

Skulgirl13 said...

i know but i think its short

Dragona Pine said...

It sounds like... painting... a video game about painting... wth?

Tori said...

my brain is going to start hurting if i read it now and try to contribute to this very awesome conversation so i'll read it later :D

Skulgirl13 said...

a paint brush can be ANYTHING for instance i see a wand not a paint brush and when i paint its a spell *strts giggling at how childish that seems*

Skulgirl13 said...

ok!

Dragona Pine said...

I would have been on earlier tonight, but my neighbour popped in for a cuppa coffee, so we couldn't wash up for a while and then when we did, it was nearly 7 and well... I was late!

Dragona Pine said...

Lol one dodgey paintbrush.

Dragona Pine said...

Neary 8:00... one hour before I have to go to bed.

Skulgirl13 said...

yes it is i had no school today cus of a snow storm have abouut a foot and a half of snow out side and my noes is cold wha† the fudge????

Dragona Pine said...

Is anyone on?

Tori said...

its only 2 in the afternoon over here...no wonder i never get the first comment :P

Skulgirl13 said...

its around three p.m. here

Dragona Pine said...

Lol Skulgirl... here when it was December we had 3 feet of snow :P

Tori said...

lucky skulgirl, it snowed but we only had a 2 hour delay and they added time so we could still take our exams, so it was basically a whole day of school >:l

Dragona Pine said...

I wish it was 3 pm here... then I wouldn't have to go to bed for 6 hours.

Skulgirl13 said...

well a foot is a lot where i live i live right near the ocean so either it hits or goes out to sea

Skulgirl13 said...

i hope i dont get school tomorrow cus then i would have a six day week end but i think its just gonna be a delay

Dragona Pine said...

We get to watch Romeo and Juliet in english but a modern version, instead of daggers they use guns and stuff which is funny... they still speak in an old way but at least we don't have to do much work.

Tori said...

it didn't snow nearly as much as it did over where you are
we only got like 1 or 2 inches, just enough for me to fall on my butt going down my driveway this morning to go to school

Skulgirl13 said...

sooo like a scifye version???

Dragona Pine said...

Lol Skulgirl, good luck in getting another snowday :)

Skulgirl13 said...

meh it could happen the school system is strickt bout that stuf but i think we might get a delay

Dragona Pine said...

No, it's set in somewhere which looks like California, although it was set in italy apparantly :S there's two families who hate eachother and start trying to gun eachother down in the middle of a petrol station. Leonardo Di-Caprio is in it as one of the boys from one of the families who doesn't like violence, Romeo :S and then I'm not sure about the other people but the petrol station caught fire. All it is, is fighting to be honest.

Tori said...

oh, i watched that modern version...it didn't make much sense
we had started to watch it in class but we never finished it so i borrowed it from my teacher and watched it over the weekend once....when i returned she asked if i liked it, i was like "what the hell did i just watch?" (i didn't exactly say that to her but i was thinking it really hard)

Skulgirl13 said...

SOUNDS LIKE ROMEO AND JULIET

Skulgirl13 said...

woops sorry i pressd caps lock

Dragona Pine said...

But you can't beat a good old shoot out in a petrol station on a film :P

Tori said...

...skulgirl...it was romeo and juliet...

Skulgirl13 said...

i hate watching classics they are sooo predictable!

Dragona Pine said...

It IS Romeo and Juliet Skulgirl, I said before that we got to watch the modern vesion of it in english!

Skulgirl13 said...

...........................

Tori said...

i like the classics, i just didn't understand this remake
in modern times with that old english, it was like i was watching a film in spanish

Skulgirl13 said...

half of the things i say never make sense to any one but me it always sound good in my mind but then when it comes out of my mouth or in typing it comes out.....strange

Dragona Pine said...

I agree Tori, there's all these bad@$$'s who speak like old ways like:


Thou shall not break thy kin.



(I made that up)

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