DEREK!!!!!WE MISSED YOU!!!
i got first!!!! OMG!!!!! *brain overloads with awesomeness*
LOL He has two postings out now! COOL!
*laughs as Lizzy starts drooling as her brain overloads*DEREK!!!! Thanks for posting again! How was your Christmas? Did you get awesome gifts?
yes, you were supposed to tell us what your sisters got you for christmas*starts eating Lizzy's overloaded brains :P
ewwwwwww! tori that's nasty! besides, Kallista's the zombie
LOL Lizzy! My computer froze on me. :/
....and now my dad is lurking around. *sighs*Sept. is SUCH A LONG WAYS AWAY!!!!!!
i know *falls over* be right back, i need to empty the dishwasher
At least you have a dishwasher. That's what I became after ours broke! :P
teehee, when i opened the dishwasher a cloud of steam fogged up my glasses
LOL That's happened to me before!
I didn't know you had glasses
Yeah... you shouldn't go back to the font from the previous post.It looked like it could suck my computer screen into a black hole.
Kallista where did you go?
oh, hey Bethany
Yeah. I have glasses. It's funny cause everyone thinks I'm really smart. :P
you are brilliant
SO ARE YOU!!!!XDDDD*high fives Lizzy*
I have to go and make dinner now. :PMom's working late again.
YAY! *high fives*
awwwwwwwww, byeeeeeeeeeee Kallista
Will be on later. Hope to see you then! :)
where is everyone?
You have no idea the FLOODS of tears that.... flooded... out of eyes every day and night at the very THOUGHT of your absence.... Welcome back!!! :]Happy New Year!!I don't know about you, but I think this year smells a good bit like shaving cream... I wonder of what this is a foreshadowing?? O.oWOW! Half way through, already?? That's insanely quick!! I with thee luck with the rest of thy likely insanely amazing book! And yes, I admit, as soon as I read that you're Marvelous-ness had already gotten through half of it, I craved for an earlier release date.... but I understand why you wish not to do so... I suppose. :)What did you get for Christmas??I wonder what you meant by the "film projects" you mentioned. Are you gonna make a movie script or something?????? That would be AWESOME!!! I'd madly love it. :] Especially if the movie wasn't R because, well, I'm not allowed to watch R movies.... which is quite often, fairly annoying.....So make an awesome pg-13 movie!! Please! :]Thank you, Master Brain, for helping Master Derek's body do his work incredibly well.Hey, Master Derek, I appreciate your trying to keep us from missing Skulduggery Pleasant too much, but I'm afraid it won't work. Ever since I finished Mortal Coil, I've been desperately missing it. :]
I'm a miserable LARRY
oh, HI SKYRIL!!
Sorry for the drastically long comment seeing as, most of your comments lately have been about 10 words or fewer. :]I just have a lot to say to my great master and his brain.
How are you??
her is making jambalaya! Mmmmm
I'm good thanks, whats jambalaya?
sorry, got to go eat dinner, i'll be on later probably
You poor soul! You've never had jambalaya!!!!'tis MAGNIFICENT!!Basically rice, meat, and seasoning to make a DELICIOUS meal! :]
Oh, ok. I might be on later. I'm not quite sure...
Happy new year all minions and master Derek! I was checking this blog every day for a new post. Finally there is one! YAY! What present did your sisters get you Derek? I can't wiat for book 6, I really can'y :'( Me and all my friends thought it was coming out sooner- now I have to tell them all bad news tomorrow... hhmmmmm... they're not going to be too happy... maybe I shouldn't tell them, so I can avoid being hated...
srry Golden God,i didn't sleep last nite but definitely cried.Cant wait for book 6 and when u where talking about movies, is there going to b a SP movie? also, do u hav facebook?well it was fantastic to hear from u and hope ur new yrs revolution is a astounding success!
Master Derek!!Someone else thought your hair was orange!!!SEE???What is your hair color, truly???
42nd comment, not bad :)
Happy New Year, random Derek Landy fan!
LOL hey Skyril
it's fun to be random :Di thought Derek Landy's hair was orange too :Pand jambalaya is the best!!!!!! :D
I thought his hair was reddish blond.
ARGH!!!!I WANT THE NEXT 2 BOOKS BUT MY MAIL IS SLOW AND THEY WON'T COME FOR ANOTHER WEEK.......OR EVEN MORE!!!!!!!!! i think i'm gonna die XP
I HATE THE WAITING!!! ESPECIALLY WHEN I KNOW IT'S TAKING FOREVER!!!
Hey, you wouldn't happen to have a sister named Elizabeth, would you? I had a friend named Elizabeth who had a little sister named Victoria, but everyone called her Tori. :]
oooo, that would be creepy
Oh, you mean if she is the sister of a friend I used to hang out with all the time?? Yeah, I suppose it would a bit. :]
anyone still there?
yeah, i'll be in and out, i'm working on fanfic
oh, hey Jaffa! off to fanfic
nope, my real name is Toribut my sister's middle name is Elizabeth :P
oh good, i'm not alone. how are you?
LOL That's kinda weird!:DMy middle name is Elizabeth, by the way!But, I suppose if you were the Tori I was thinking of you be.... 8? 9? Something like that. :]
i'm good and bad...can you manage that at the same time?
You know, there are a lot of people name Elizabeth!
skyril: i'm 16
Yes, very easily, Tori!
ok, just checking :P
Greetings be upon thee, Jaffa!@ToriAh, You're not her then! lol :]
well, i'm off to do the dishes and to make some pie :Dbe back in a little bit
bye tori@Skyril, how are you?
Mmmmm jambalayaaaaaa!!! Y'all ought to be jealoooouuuus! Mmmm :PMaster Derek, have you ever heard of jambalaya? I hope the case is not that you have never heard of it! That would be quite awful! Though, if that's the case, if you ever you tour here, I'll have to add that to the list of things I bring Your Greatness. :]BUT PLEASE DO TELL ME IN YOUR NEXT POST IF YOU'VE TRIED OR AT LEAST HEARD OF JAMBALAYA! :]
That would be cool. :]
I'm good, Jaffa. :)
Do you like jambalaya with or without seafood in it?I don't like seafood [Yes, I know you probably think I'm insanely mad in a bad way :3] so I don't like it in jambalaya.
Oh, you don't know what it is, do you?
brb, just getting some brekfast
It's this most delicious concoction of rice, meat, and seasonings.Here's a decent image:http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://geekfood.files.wordpress.com/2006/07/jambalaya.jpg&imgrefurl=http://geekfood.wordpress.com/2006/07/02/geekfood-5-were-back/&usg=__DRF5wuWAHIUBwq7UbA0iCZHCqSk=&h=199&w=300&sz=13&hl=en&start=21&sig2=H6LZlsOxrnxgWq1MjN6M9w&zoom=1&tbnid=hvr61pOprm1A6M:&tbnh=126&tbnw=190&ei=fmAiTeqdJ8K88ga8tpy7Dw&prev=/images%3Fq%3Djambalaya%26hl%3Den%26biw%3D1440%26bih%3D708%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C456&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=643&vpy=395&dur=594&hovh=159&hovw=240&tx=99&ty=82&oei=WWAiTaz9KYWClAf6kb3ZCw&esq=2&page=2&ndsp=28&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:21&biw=1440&bih=708
LOL I take you live in Australia?For I am eating supper. :]
i'll check it out. wait, are you in the southern hemisphere? cause usually there's no one for me to talk too
everyone always guesses i'm in Australia (i am)why not other parts of the southern hemisphere?
~gets hit by torch and am set on fire~~runs around screaming and finally remembers to stop drop and roll, but by that time, I am fully singed~~gets a little parachute of burn medicine and rubs all over self~Ahhh that feels good. :]
I guess only Australia because, besides South America, I don't really know any places there xDAnd I've never met anyone online from South America.
*throws bucket of water over Skyril just in case*
~turns eyes to Jaffa~~raises eyebrow~Thanks.
WOOT WOOT xDSCHOOL'S OVER FOR NOW!To bad I have homework...And it all starts again tomarrow...BUT AT THE MOMENT ALL'S AWESOME :D
YES.I'm on the first page, before 1OO comments.I don't why, but this is an acheivment to me for some reason xD
I'M BACKi know you guys missed me@ skyril; jambalaya is awesome, i can't believe no one has ever heard of it
ok, yeah i was thinking New Zealand and Australasia but apartfrom that i don't acctually know anywhere, hmmm
LOLGreetings be upon thee, Pandora.Nice to meet you. :]
I KNOW, Tori!It's magnificent!!
Nice to meet thee two, Skyril [:
HOLA JAFFA! :D
And, yes, we missed you horribly!! :]
I think I was the 1OOth comment O:
ok, so one of you is from australiawhere are the rest of you from?
Idk if you know this, but, you misspelled "too" :P
United States! Louisiana, to be precise. :]
...Oh yeah xDWow, nice grammar, Pandora xP
she didn't misspell it, she just used the wrong version of the word
Hey Pandora, i saw your comment on the dead men tales. Here's part 2http://skulfanfic.blogspot.com/2010/11/dead-men-tales-part-2.htmland here's part 3http://skulfanfic.blogspot.com/2010/11/dead-men-tales-part-3.htmlback to typing!
I'm from the US too!! :Dexcept i'm in Virginia
LOL I'm kinda just good at grammar, and therefore correcting people fairly often. Which, I'm sure is quite annoying xD
Well, yeah, that's right, Tori
Lizzy- Thank You! :DCan't wait to read it [:
then you would have a fit with me because i like to use bad grammar on purpose :P
Skyril- Nah, I do it too sometimes xP
LOL And why, might I ask, did you do that, Tori?
Oh for the love of...WHO GAVE MY BROTHER A WHOLE ROLL OF THOSE BUBBLE-WRAPPING THINGS?!We're all doomed...
I is froms America. I is smart! I lik skool. I gadiated from the 6 gade. It only tuk mi 7 tims
"SNUCK" is NOT a word!!! It's supposed to be "SNEAKED"!!!That's the one that drives me crazy! Even authors say "snuck" a lot!
*Sigh**In the background:*POP!POP!POPITY-POP-POP-POP!*I shriek in rage*
UGH!!! i hate it when my brother pops those thingsHE NEVER STOPS!!!@skyril-....do what?
*smiles proudly at everybody**quietly laughs because Lizzy didn't know what jambalaya was*
Kallista- That actually made me laugh out loud xDDYou are very edjumacated, as my math teacher would say x]
xDHi, Kallista.I just want you to know, I'm refraining myself from releasing my full malice upon thee for your on purpose awful spelling and grammar.
xD lol SOME teacher, Pandora!
hey Pandora...pop XD
... I hate my brother sometimes -_-He's try to screw up my comments right no by slapping the keyboard...
my brother used to do that XPbrothers are such a pest
*Kallista suck up behind Skyril*
Skyril- Yes, she is, isn't she? xP*Fends off brother with one foot*
Kallista is no ninja :P
HE JUST MOONED ME >.>
Hahaha I used to do that to my older brother, Pandora! :] It's quite fun, if I do say so, myself. Allow him some slack :D
having trouble with your brother Pandora? lol
omg my little brother and my older sis did that to me when we were swimming oncei went under water and when i came back up all i saw were cheeks
I sory eef me maad yoo angri, Skyril.Me wil tri two doo beter at speling.
~spins on Kallista as soon as she typed the word "snuck" [or, at least, tried to]~You just did nothing, Kallista, seeing as "snuck" is not a word, and therefore, can not be done.~smirks~
*Barricades den door*
I'M BACK, i might go in and out cause my sister wants the computer
aw siblings, you gotta love them...wait, no you don't, you just have to live with them
Tori- How charming xDD
I nevr claimed tooooo beeeeee aaaaaaaaaaaninja!!!
I hate my sister most of the time, i'll be right back, now i have to cook her lunch
@pandora- aren't i just :D@kallista- that was a very ninja-like move you made earlier
LOL Ok, Kallista xD I think we get that you don't care much for grammar and spelling :P
jaffa is a slave to her sister :P
lol Ok, Jaffa!
Tori- No, I meant the underwater mooning xP
Actually, Tori, it wasn't ninja like because she didn;t do anything seeing as snuck is not a word and therefore, cannot be done.~smirks again~
Hi Kallista!Back to typing
oh, you should really point that outconversations with a big group of people really go by quickly
But I care for YOU, Skyril! *looks at her very sincerly*
*Ignores brother's rantings outside the den door*...*Hums Maboroshi very loudly*
having fun pandora? :P
*does the snuck dance**gets punched by Skyril**clutches stomache but still laughs**wishes Octa was here*
Kallista, will you join me in the pancake dance?*starts doing the pancake dance*
you guys are awesome :D lol
as are you tori
yay :D thanks jaffa
Tori- Why yes xD*Turns up music to annoy him*>:D
Hi Lizzy!*munches on pistachios as she peers over Lizzy's shoulder**bits of pistachio shells fall onto Lizzy's keyboard**whispers to Lizzy*Snuck is not a word.
I invented discovered a somewhat joyful dance from the islands of the rainbow unicorns called........ ~drumroll~........THE BROWN DANCE!! You see, they call it the Brown Dance because they don't have the color brown on themselves and so that makes them unhappy, but they're dancing and that makes them happy so it ends up being the somewhat joyful dance. :]
turn that music up pandorai can still hear my thoughts
*Steals Kallista's pistachios*
*just discovered. not inventedWhy thank you, Tori!
*breaks out into the pancake dance*
@Skyril-that makes absolutely no sense
everyone PANCAKE DANCE!!! :D
Would anyone like to dance the Brown Dance with me? :D
Tori- NOT FOR LONG YOU WON'T! *Turns it up full blast*
xD LOL Of course it dose, Jaffa!
ok, that's better pandoranow my ears are bleeding lol
*doing pancake dance with Kallista when pants fall down and she trips*
*Breaks into the Chocolate Croissant Dance*
MY EYES!!!IT BURNS!!!pull your pants back up
~grabs several pairs of earmuffs and puts them, overlapping each other, Tori's head~~writes down, "Is that better?" and shows her~
LOL Cool Skyril!*tries to do the brown dance.....falls over instead*HEY!!!! Where are my pistacios?*goes on a quest to find her pistachios**gets struck by 999,999,999 bolts of lightning*ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!
~dances the Brown Dance all by myself :P~
*Screams**Points to Jaffa's fallen pants*THE SMURFS HAVE RETURNED!!!*Clutches head**Shrieks**Runs onto ceiling*
hey Kallista i have bad news. I HAVE RUN OUT OF PANCAKES!!!!!!!!! :O
*Turns down music*:P
THE SMURFS STOLE THE PANCAKES!!! D:
~sees Kallista attempting the Brown Dance then falling and running off, likely in pursuit of her pistachios~~goes to steal them back from Pandora~
@ skyril- *nodsi can just picture kallista crawling on the ground trying to find her pistachios and then turning into burnt toast :P
*jumping up and down attempting to tape her self to the ceiling like last time but gets trampled by Smurfs*
Though, I think 'twas likely the gnomes who stole the pancakes...
I CAN SEE AGAINHORRAY!!!XP
*Shoots dart at Skyril that's loaded with a concoction of sedatives and an anesthetic**She falls to the ground, asleep**I start eating the pistachious while sitting cross-legged on the ceiling*
on a totally unrelated topic, have any of you people read Avalon High by Meg Cabot?
That's my opinion, anyway.
*peeks in, sees Jaffa's pants on the ground, Kallista smoldering with lightning, Skyril dancing all alone and tori's ears bleeding.* god, y'all are bonkersi'm still typing btw
i saw a bit of the movie, but i never read the book
*Gnomes burst into the room**They chatter angrily**I eat my pistachios peacefully, paying them no heed*
~mumbles in her slumber~No.... No, Jaffa.......seeeeeeen movie......~snores~ it was silly movie ~switches position, still in sleep~ though, I think a booooook...... would be... betterrrrr.....
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