Monday, December 24, 2012

It was Christmas Eve, babe...

... in the drunk tank, an old man said to me, won't see another one, and then they sang a song, the rare old Mountain Dew, I turned my face away, and dreamed about you...


I hope everyone has a wonderful Christmas and you have lots of laughs and get the biggest smiles when people open the presents you've given them. And for those of you who don't celebrate Christmas... hey, it's a day off school, right?


Oh, and Skulduggery was very happy to hear that the Americans kept up their side of the bargain. Nice going, fellas.


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Ebony Law said...

It's 10:30 over here in Sydney.

Ebony Law said...

At night.

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Mem!!!!


Mist -
...What?

Lavender Hope said...

Did I make everyone get insane or something?
I don't think it was you.
Me.
What?

Hi. Back.
I can usually speak normally-
As normal as I can-
When I get confused...

Ne'er mind. Hi. Again.
*moans*

Eve the ROCK said...

Perhaps you are possessed, Lav. XD

Lavender Hope said...

Oh! I remembered what I was like before starting to talk to myself all the time!
No, it's the reason why I didn't.
Why then?
BECAUSE IT'S POINTLESS AND WASTES SPACE!

Is it really that pointless?
Yes, no one needs to know the whole conversation in my head.
It gives a new perspective though.
No it doesn't.
Kinda...

And what I was like before talking to myself was...
You forgot?
I.
I call myself you in my head.
What?

Stop! It's pointless! A waste of space!
*lets self publish this*
*stops talking to self*
Yeah, let's see how well that turns out...

Eve the ROCK said...

*backs away from Lav*

Lavender Hope said...
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Eve the ROCK said...

Lav, do you have a music device of some kind?

Lavender Hope said...
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Lavender Hope said...

I'm on it, Eve...
But I get bored of the songs. I don't have many good ones. And I listened to them a lot already. Which is why I got bored...

Lavender Hope said...

Circles. Always circles. Repeating...

Gotta go. Might come back later... But then again, if I freak you out, I won't want to...

I don't know what I'll do...

Bye.

Zathract Mist said...

Lav, please don't leave again...

I mean, leave for good, leave.

Zathract Mist said...

Going again, bye.

Jophiel said...

Don't leave Lav!

Eve the ROCK said...

Lav... :(

You know, I was just joking, right?


Bye Lav. :/


Jophiel said...

Okay, my phone is almost short circuiting

See ya later!!

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Ninety minute delay! Yesss!!!! That means I'll have another chapter posted for you guys before I leave for school!!!

Lavender Hope said...

...

Hello...?
*doesn't think anyone's on, but posts the comment anyway*
Um, yeah, I'm back. And I stopped talking to myself... Here.

*doesn't think it'll ever really stop in her head*
It's quiet now though...

*wonders why she's still talking about it*
I want to forget I said any of that... But it's kinda too late...

So, is anyone still here...?

Lavender Hope said...

I'll take that as a no...
*decides to leave a message*
I'm sorry for getting you caught up in my messes...
I feel so selfish, talking about myself like that...
I don't want you to fuss over me and my problems
I can usually deal with them by myself...
When I'm here, I like to know how you guys are feeling
And help if anything's wrong...

I'm not talking to myself right now,
But I'm typing like a poem.
It kinda helps...
Kinda...

It's hard to explain everything.
But maybe I can try explaining a little...
I think I owe it to you...
*has tried to explain, but stops at third try*
Maybe sharing the poems would help... I wrote them around New Years when I started coming on as a one commenter... I'll explain later...

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Lavender Hope said...

*sighs*
I can't.
*deletes the comments above*

Lavender Hope said...

I'm going to go... Sorry for wasting space...

Not leaving for good... Yet.

I'll try to be on tomorrow... Maybe...

Good night, Blogland. Sweet dreams...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Haha i got a snow day

Unknown said...

Posted my new chapter!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Zaffy read xD

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Guys leaving Zaffy in Blogland alone never ends well

*plays with explosives*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Just posted my new chapter! I have to run back to class now- Zaf, I'll respond to your inevitable email when I get home!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alrighty!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Hihi!

Wbd, homework.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Person!!

Anonymous said...

Hi, Mara!
[Is going to be distant all day. Has stuff.]
This post won't last long...everybody except the really really mature people(not one of them is me) comments at a million miles per hour.
[Hear blender]
Breakfast is almost ready...
Msd

Anonymous said...

Hi Zaf as well!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hiya Fabi! Aah i know... Well only hope Derek usues common sense and posts

Anonymous said...

Blender!

I hope so too, just a short update about how book 8 is doing, even.

...and on that note, gtg.
Ciao!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Bye Fabi!

You'd think Derek would use common sense

Luciana said...

...Hello?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Luce!!

Luciana said...

ZAFFFFFFFFF *tacklehugs*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*gets tackled*

Ooh snow days fun

Luciana said...

ALL THE SNOW HERE IS MELTING D;

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Hi Luci, Zaf, Fabi and anyone else! *hugs*

Sorry I'm so distant :( Homework...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hahaha!!! Tom Percival doing the Tanith Novella bacl cover and he says he's scared... I hope Derek is scared i'd die to see him scared

Melica Frost said...

hey guys :)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Mel!!

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Hi Mel and Chloe!

Gahh, length. Anyone know what 0.6 of 64 km 500m is? xD

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*paces*

Me hate math

Luciana said...

CAN I JUST SAY:

Cain is a wonderful person and IT'S HER FAULT I AM THIS HYPER

DAMN YOU MISS CAIN!

How are you all...? :')

Inky Flame said...

Im dandy, you?

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Same here Zaf :/

I'm fine Luci, and yourself? :)

Melica Frost said...

Im very good! but I have to go to the dentist in 20 mins :(

Melica Frost said...
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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Yes! Converted another person to an Ameriminion

Inky Flame said...

For some reason, Im addicted to te phantom of the opera

Inky Flame said...

Yo Robin

Robin Snowscar said...

Chloe! How're you?

Anonymous said...

[is not really here]

Did someone say Phantom of the Opera!

*Cues chromatic Phantom scales*

[Swings through on a rope wearing a mask and a black cape and giving out high fives]

[is gone again]

Luciana said...

I'M GREAT AT MATH

I'm having to teach myself Further c:

What's the question?

HELLO ANYONE THAT HAS ARRIVED! *waves crazily*

I am incredibly hyper, if you couldn't tellllll XD

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Well, I'm actually done Maths now... Thanks anyway Luci! :)

ENGLISSSHHHHH TIME.

Robin Snowscar said...

I don't want to write a speech *whines*

Oh well, any of you guys use Skype? Mine's: robin.snowscar

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Zafira Kerias

Melica Frost said...

I need to go guys stupid dentist :L so byebyes :)

Robin Snowscar said...

Bye bye


I'm thinking of changing my name.

Luciana said...

BYE MEL! *hugs*

Robin Snowscar said...

NEW POST PEOPLE.

Star Inkbright said...

OMGG TODAY WAS SO AWESOME.

Lunch was really violent. XD First my friend and my other friend started chucking food at each other, then later when we were out of the lunch hall they were hitting each other with their bags, then we decided we might have given Friend 1 concussion (jokingly) and Friend 2 holding her hand up and saying to her, "How many fingers am I holding up?"
Then Friend 1 kept either doubly the number or saying things like, "Twenty!" or "A hundred!"
So Friend Two decided that her double vision would stop if she got hit hard enough. :P
Then we were all bashing our bags at Firend 1 or bobbing her on the head.

Then we calmed down and went to our next lesson. Only Friend Two, Friend Three and me all had Games, and whiolst we were waiting to go into the changing rooms (well actually, we were waiting for the teachers to come and telling us that we were having Games indoors coz of the snow and the ice and tell us to walk over the the other changing rooms, but yeah), we started kicking ice and at each other. XD

Ah, it was all so fun. I bet I live like a year longer now, I was laughing so much. :)

Then in Games, which was, as mentioned before, indoors in the sports hall, we played dodgeball. We were meant to be doing hockey but we have to have indoor Games nearly att in the winter because of wetness and snow, so when we do we do something else. Like Swedish Longball, Danish Langball, benchball or dodgeball.

AND I WAS IN TEAM FOUR (out of eight teams. And about ten people in each team. It's always a squish to have all the girls in half of our year group in the sports hall). AND WE LOST. YAY.

*laughs* And at the end, the winners got to go to get changed first, then the people who came second, then the people who came third. Then the teacher said everybody who caught somebody out (as in, by catching a ball) could go. So like half of us went. Then she said we could go if we'd got somebody out by throwing a ball. So I and a load of other people went. Leaving only two people left. And both those people were my friends. Probably my two closest friends in the whole sports hall. *laughs*

The teacher told them they were wastes of space then let them go. XD

OH AND IN MATHS YESTERDAY . . . You know how I'm in Set 1 (out of six) and have been since I came to the school? Well we were doing simultaneous equations. I sit next to my friend and what we'd do is we both do the question without talking to each other, then we compare our answers and I MADE A MISTAKE ON EVERY SINGLE ONE. I WAS TRYING REALLY HARD NOT TO AS WELL. IT WAS JUST SO FUNNY. YOU HAD TO BE THERE, BUT IT WENT SOMETHING LIKE THIS:

Me: b is 2, right?
Friend: What? No, it's 1.25!
Me: *frowns* No . . .
Friend: *groans* What've you done now? . . .
Me: It has to be 2 because 12r equals 24!
Frtiend: *looks at her work* What? Where've you got that from?
Me: *looks at my work* *sees mistake* OH, YEAH. I get it now! *starts laughing*
Friend: *also laughing*
Me: *finishs problem, still laughing* I WILL get the next one right. I WILL. I won't make a mistake this time, honest! *ignores how I say that every time, and I try really hard every time, but I just keep making mistakes and jdwlchdsjkvhbxwwseh*
Friend: I'm sure you will. *laughing*

But today I actually completed a few without making mistakes! *celebrates*

ANYWAY I'M GOING TO LIVE LONGER BECAUSE OF SO UCH LAUGHTER AND YEAH. :)

Unknown said...

HELLO PEOPLE!

Anonymous said...

New post!!!!! BOING!
SPELUNK!

Jophiel said...

1st!?

Ebony Law said...

Haylo.

Anonymous said...

Aloha.

Ebony Law said...

*Slaps penguin sticker on face*

Hi. c:

Ebony Law said...

How awesome is my profile picture? Hmm?

Ebony Law said...

Wait, Fabi, are you a boy or a girl?

Jophiel said...

Does Derek have a demon inside of him?

YES!

Anonymous said...

[Pulls penguin sticker off. Is allergic to stickers. Sticks sticker to tree instead]

Jophiel said...

And with the free version, I can only do it 3 times a day!
*Calls game 'rip off' in seven languages*

Anonymous said...

Je suis une fille.
Haha, Death.

Jophiel said...

Fabi is a girl!

Ebony Law said...

That tree is blessed... -throws penguin at Fabi and it humps his face-

And so are you.

Ebony Law said...

*her

I always thought you were a boy...

Ebony Law said...

*her

I always thought you were a boy...

Jophiel said...

*Pulls penguin off with large BBQ tongs*
Ewww...
*Throws it towards the dessert*

Really ewww...

Ebony Law said...

*desert

-Goes and saves humping penguin and puts it on tree-

Anonymous said...

Owls beat penguins any day.

Apparently you thought incorrectly.

Jophiel said...

HENRY!!!

Anonymous said...

Indeed, disgusting creatures, penguins.
[Cleans face]

Anonymous said...

Yep, It's Henry again.

Ebony Law said...

OWLS? No. Penguins.

Anonymous said...

Excuse me? Which is the cool-looking ninja one with the AWESOME sunglasses? Hmm?

Anonymous said...

By the way, Henry is the name of the owl.

Jophiel said...

And you just have Gunter from Adventure Time...
*Shudders*

Wbd!!

Anonymous said...

I also wbd. Hi, Zaf. I know, right? So many 5000s... Unless you were referring to something else...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I Tweeted to Derek we reached 50000

Anonymous said...

XD

Ebony Law said...

Oh my god. I'm dying.

Anonymous said...

Must go and hunt small rodents...umm, eat dinner.

See you later, Death and Zaf, if you're still distant!

[Swoops off into the night with a flash of silver talons]

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im hefe

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

New MC chapter

Lavender Hope said...

Dylan you space waster!(just joking, please don't take serious).

Sorry, not here.

Anonymous said...

Oooh, good one, Zaf! [Is not back from dinner yet, but set up MC chapter alert thingy.]

Lavender Hope said...

We're almost finished with this post too...
*is really not here now*

Anonymous said...

Hi/bye, Lav who isn't here.
[is not here either]

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...


Derek will post when Derek decides to be nice

Lavender Hope said...

*glances at top of page*
...

Maybe I should delete those... But it wouldn't matter, I still took up space with those pointless comments...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

No

No!' I am not dying! Zaffy shall live on!

Jophiel said...

Never allow me to cook bacon...
*Hides smoking fry pan*

And I'm gone!!

Bye!!!

Alastair Cruciatus said...

So... Ballroom dancing is officially the best. The best what? I don't know. It just is.
New profile pic!
I was going to post another chapter for you guys- I even have a brilliant depressing idea- but I slept all day.
I danced until literally 3am last night, then got up at 8 this morning and went to the complimentary boot camp (burpees and mountain climbers for an hour/hour and a half) and then I slept in the car on the way home, and then I slept all day, and now it's 9:30 pm and I'm still tired and I'll probably sleep soon. I just wanted to let you guys know not to worry- I will continue to crush the souls of my lovely MCreaders first thing tomorrow morning.
And, of course, I love you all. You're really all so much more amazing than you give yourselves credit for. So whatever kind of day you're having, even if it's not heartfelt, smile a bit, for me?

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Sorry- picture wasn't working; now, maybe?

Anonymous said...

Hi! I'm back from hunt- er, eating dinner!

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Hi Fabi! What's happening?

Anonymous said...

Glad you had fun, Aretha!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Aretha niiice

Anonymous said...

I'm an owl, en.akinator.com is trending, I'm collaborating with half the MC...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Guys can i get last on this page? Never got last on a post

Anonymous said...

I'll try to let you, sure. I don't really care about last.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Yep go for it

Jophiel said...

Aretha!!
*Tacklehugs*
Hiya!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Haha yes! Now if i get this ill have gotten first and last on a post

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Meanwhile, I'm desperately seeking the last bit of inspiration I need for my next MC... It's going to be a very tricky chapter to write...

Jophiel said...

Zaf, say 'DEREK WRITE A NEW POST!!'!

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Hey Death! *supertcaklehugs*

Anonymous said...

I'm kinda stuck on the MC until I hear from Sev or Star.

Jophiel said...

I'm going to stop posting so Zaf gets last!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Closer

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

LAST

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