Monday, September 9, 2013

Let ME Eat Cake!

When I meet people, I no longer say "Hi, I'm Derek Landy, pleased to meet you." Now I say "Hi, I'm number one bestselling author Derek Landy. Worship me." And it's because of YOU that I can say this, because once again you have blasted a Skulduggery Pleasant book to the top of the book charts.

You guys rock.

Today is my first free day in... days. Which doesn't sound like a big deal, but it is! Today I bought groceries! GROCERIES! Oooooh! 

I've had a few days of highly successful signings, and when I say highly successful, I mean they went on for WAY longer than expected. That kinda drains when they come one after another, but I manage to keep my energy up by soaking up the pain and anguish LSODM has caused you. So it's all good.

Now, fair enough, these three don't look PARTICULARLY traumatised, but I assure you they were crying on the inside.


And this Minion had to put her pain down on canvas in order to deal!


And this one gave me cake! CAKE!



And now that I have a few days off before the Manchester and Liverpool signings this Saturday, what am I going to do?

That's right, I'm going to plot out Book Nine, and discover new ways to ruin your happiness. 

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

Zaf, I have to roleplay Harry.

Do you know how fucking annoying that gets?

I get pissed off a lot because I feel like shit that I have to play my own character. It's like nobody cares enough about Mara to actually want to roleplay as her love interest.

But I suck every fucking feeling up, because being pissed 24/7 is not going to get you anywhere.

You think you have it hard? It's roleplaying, for Gods sakes. And you're not alone.

*waits for annoyed reply*

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(I agree with J.A. Zaf, I looked up to you when I first read you, but you changed. So massively. You're a whole other person now.)

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Noelle said...

((I agree as well... So does Em, I think...))

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

It makes me uncomfortable. Im sick of it everybody fangirls about it. Its tiring day by day seeing 'Tadta ooh Tadra' just what even its long over rated.

Fabi its Sunday in Australia. Obviously they dont have school I wouldnt envy them if they did.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

PREACH IT FABI

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Zaf, people do things on sundays. Maybe he left because he had to go and do things.
And that's your opinion, now let us have ours.

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Noelle said...

Oh Mars-
And it's not so much that Trip and I made Tadra a thing for our characters- we did it mostly because it was hilarious in the beginning and people were getting excited and genuinely happy about it and fangirly and it was awesome... Now it's a shit load of fun... And for the characters- well, for me... It really makes Adra better than who she was. Really emotional and shit. So... Yeah))

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Tadra is NEVER fangirled about. Once every two weeks or so. Which is not a lot.

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Yeah then I'll sit here and hope maybe someday the stupid Tadra shit will end and I'll be happy again.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

((So that automatically means the rest of my point is invalid? You ignored all the important bits of what I said. :-/

It's still completely plausible that he had an irl commitment, or a phone problem, if that's at all relevant.))

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Noelle said...

((Right, obviously you're dead set on making others unhappy for your own happiness so I might just ignore you now.))

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im going I dunno where my iPod charger is and its gonna die so have fun ill be back when i locate a charger

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

((You'll never be happy, Zaf, not if you keep this up.))

((I've said what I wanted to say, now I'm gone. I have two essays to write. Well, one's mostly done, but still.))

((PS- Tadra makes sense for me as well.))

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Noelle said...

Hmm... On that note...

Kinda want to beat something up...

Maralie Lily Charm said...

You're a ghost of a girl that I want to know most, and you're a shell of a girl I used to know well.
The whole world doesn't revolve around you, Zafira. Or, should I say, Grand Mage Kerias. *rolls eyes*
It's gone far enough. You need to get your shit together and start letting people have their fun, instead of ruining it all s you can have yours.

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Noelle said...

*salutes Fabi* Godspeed

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*hugs Fabi* Bye, Fabigail.

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Edward Fletcher said...

bye fabi

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Sorry I poorer, shit went down.

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I believe Gotye knows what I want to say.

Now you're just somebody that I used to know.

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Noelle said...

Ah... You good?

Edward Fletcher said...

going now, bye

Noelle said...

*scoffs* Gotye, one of the greatest philosophers of our century

Noelle said...

Bye Ed!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I agree with what Adra said about Tadra. Seeing the reactions from people when we do a Tadra scene, is truly incredible. It makes me almost feel obliged to make more, like I'm providing a service. And watching Trip's character development because of it is extraordinary. Socially, emotionally and personality wise, he's become a much better person. He's stopped being sad about the past, and started enjoying the now. Although, it'll never truly leave him.

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Bye Ed!

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Noelle said...

*nods* Preach.

Also

Torturing characters is fun- just throwing that out there

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Yeah... I prefer torturing characters emotionally.

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Noelle said...

((Heh. Drama llama.))

...

I kind of have a sudden urge to hit something.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I have a sudden urge to kiss you again.

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Noelle said...

*grins down at him* That can be arranged... *kisses him*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Black star,
Black star,
Forever you will be
A shining star,
Shining star
Be whatever you can be
A rock star
Rock star
You will always be
A Black star
Black star
Black star
Black star
Black star
Black star

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Yeah I have changed. Did I realize it? No. I didn't. I do now. I fucked up. I don't deserve to be here or have people who care. Which I don't think any of you should. I don't deserve to be in LSODM Derek should have never agreed to not kill me off but he did. I kept my side he kept his. Now look at me. I'm a legit wreck. I'm not like I was. I don't know what to say anymore. I don't. I don't know what I can do to make up for the things I may have done to upset someone. I can't. I'm not a nice person and I really don't deserve being here. I don't. I wish I could make it up to people. I'm crying reading Trip's words and Fabi's. I don't know what to say other then sorry. To all of you who I have hurt I'm sorry. I truly am. If I ever could make it up to you I wil. I will try my damn hardest. I will. *bows and shadow-walks away crying*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

* runs hand through her hair*

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Noelle said...

((The problem is, Zaf- is, well.... I honestly don't think it's Tadra. You have just subconsciously or consciously decided to take whatever issues you're having irl out on us... I don't care if you try to make it up to me, but I just don't want you to be so violent. You should take a meditation class of something. Seriously. Your Center is WAYYY off. It could really help))

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Zaf, just go back to how you were before, we're a very quick group to forgive. You don't need to go on some quest for redemption or anything. Unless you want to, but then I'm in too. 'Cause, I mean a quest, and redemption, mix em together and you've got one epic story.

*hugs Zaf* Welcome back.

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Basically, forgive and forget. We all move on and forget this unfortunate period. Sounds good?

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Noelle said...

*breaks away for a second* I love it when you play with my hair... *blushes, kissing him again*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*grins, kisses back*

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*nods slowly still crying* damn it I just was able to stop now I'm going again! *smacks Trip with dynamite stick*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*hugs Zaf*
Glad you're back, Zaffy.

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

The dynamite is back! *grins madly* YOU BLEW UP ENGLAND AND MADE US LIVE ON BOATS!

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*explodes England* and I just exploded you again HAHAHAHA

*is hugged*

Noelle said...

((God forbid the blow up Australia. They'd live on boats. I don't thing Abbott would like that))

*knots her hands in his hair, pressing closer*

((DAYUM YOU GUYS :3))

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Bum. I feel almost desensitised to it now. I guess we all live on floating planks of wood then. *sarcastic* Yaay.

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Jophiel said...

And I wouldn't be very happy either...))

Noelle said...

((ROSE THEN YOU CAN COME LIVE WITH MEEEEEEEEE))

Jophiel said...

(Sorry, I just thought that was good timing...))

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Heya Death!

*scrunches her hair with one hand, wraps arm around her with the other*

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Jophiel said...

(I'd have to do a Hell load of swimming... *Laughs*))

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*explodes Australia and Adra and the wooden planks the Brits live on*

Jophiel said...

*Stares at Zaffy in horror* You. Blew. Up. Australia...

Noelle said...

(There's no time like... Uh... Tr present... Because it's a gift or something....

IF THERE IS A KEY

THEN THERE MUST ALSO BE A LOCK...))


*murmurs* I love you

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

It appears we've all become floating genie spirits. Um..... *floats a bit*

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*laughs* I EXPLODE STUFF *explodes Derek* uh-oh

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Darlin'
You're hiding in the closet once again,
Start smiling
I know you're trying
Real hard not to turn your head away
Pretty darlin'
Face tomorrow, tomorrow is not yesterday
Yesterday oh oooooh

Pretty please
I know it's a drag
Wipe your eyes and put up your head
I wish you could be happy instead
There's nothing else I can do
But love you the best that I can
Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Darlin'
I was there once a while ago
I know
That it's hard to be stuck with
People that you love
When nobody trusts

Pretty please
I know it's a drag
Wipe your eyes and put up your head
I wish you could be happy instead
There's nothing else I can do
But love you the best that I can
Yeah yeah yeah yeah

You're not the only one who's been through
I've been there alone and now so are you
I just want you to know, want you to know it's not your fault.
It's not your fault, ohh, ohh
Your fault, your fault
It's not your fault
Your fault, your fault, your fault

Pretty please
I know it's a drag
Wipe your eyes and put up your head
I wish you could be happy instead
There's nothing else I can do
But love you the best that I can
Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Pretty please
I know it's a drag
Wipe your eyes and put up your head
I wish you could be happy instead
There's nothing else I can do
But love you the best that I can
Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Darlin'
You're hiding in the closet once again,
Start smiling


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Jophiel said...

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery but today is a gift; that is why it's called the present... Heh... I love Kung Fu Panda...))

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I love you too. So, so much.

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Noelle said...

((I'm dead, aren't I!

again))

Jophiel said...

(*Squeals and ships Tadra really hard*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

((*laughs and points*))

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*explodes the bar* I'll explode Niccolo when he comes on

Jophiel said...

*))

Noelle said...

((ERRY BODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTINGGGGG))

*grins, leaning her forehead against his* I don't even know how I lived this long... Without you.

Jophiel said...

Ah, crap... Niccolò will kill you... I'll probably laugh when he's exploded but then I'm runnin' for the hills!!()

Noelle said...

((*hits Trip* SHUDDUP YOU'RE DEAD TOO))

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*sings Karaoke in the bar*

*sings Avril Lavigne*

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

And my life was far worse off without you.

(Zaf, the bar can take a direct hit from a nuke, I Zaf proofed it after the second time you did that)

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Jophiel said...

(Ah... Aw... I dreamt that my iPod's home button worked again... I was so happy...()

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(XD)

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Niccolò darling where are you hding? *sounds like Mrs. Lovett* Nothings gonna harm you darling not while I'm around! *hides dynamite stick*

Jophiel said...

*Hides her laughter* Niccolò... Zaffy ain't gonna hurt you!! I'll make sure of it!!

Noelle said...

*oushes herself off of him for a second* We should probably go back.
I mean, I don't want to,
But they might think that we've been killed or kidnapped or something.
But then again...
*smiles, reaching over and pulling out a leftover paint balloon of from the Ball*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

HEY HEY YOU YOU
I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND
NO WAY NO WAY
THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE
HEY HEY YOU YOU
I COULD BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND
*plays air-guitar*

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Noelle said...

((FUCKER :3))

I love Sweeney Todd. And singing. And cooking. And London. And cannibalism

Noelle said...

Mara the best version is by far the parody you made

Jophiel said...

*Hugs Mara and tries to hide her laughing* Good song for the moment... But you ae a beautiful singer!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*raises eyebrow at ballon*

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

The parody? *tries to think*


HEY HEY LOU LOU
I DON'T THINK YOUR GIRLFRIEND
well idk man she might be a beard you see my problem dude

*hugs Death back* Are you kidding? I couldn't sing to save my life. *laughs* But thanks. :)

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Niccolò! Nothings gonna harm you darling not while I'm around!

*cackles and waits for Niccolo*

Noelle said...

*grins deviously before breaking the balloon over his head* *giggles* It's green

Noelle said...

ONFG Mara :3

@Zaf/ THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD MY LOVE

Jophiel said...

Mara, I've heard you sing before and it's amazing. It is beautiful.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

No! *darts away, energy pops the ballon in her face* /You're/ green, /I'm/ purple.

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Jophiel said...

(Wbd/msd..)))

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*Like

Think? Wtf?
WHERE'S THE FOOD
*laughs hysterically*

I CAN'T SING AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH OKAY CONVERSATION OVERRR :)

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Noelle said...

HEY!
*catches up to him and kisses him before rubbing her cheek over his, getting as much paint off as possible* Not fair *pokes her tongue out at him*

Noelle said...

((Kk Rose :3))

MARA SING ME A LOVE SONG

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

@Adra; Oh Mr. Todd oh Mr. Todd leave it to me!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Heh, fair play.

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Jophiel said...

Eh... My English teacher's name is Mr Todd...))

Noelle said...

Uh... I forget the next line :3



*grins* Now you're green.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

IT'S BEEN SAID AND DONE
EVERY BEAUTIFUL THOUGHT'S BEEN ALREADY SUNG
AND I GUESS RIGHT NOW HERE'S ANOTHER ONE
SO HUMANITY
WILL PLAY ON AND ON
WITH THE BEST OF EM
YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL
LIKE A SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING ALIVE
INCREDIBLE
SOMETHING SOMETHING SOMETHING MAGICAL
LYRICAL SOMETHING
YOU ARE
AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW BABAAAAAY
I I LOVE YOU LIKE A LOVE SONG BABAYYYY
I I LOVE YOU LIKE A LOVE SOMG BABAY
I I LOVE YOU LIKE A LOVE SONG BABAYYY
AND I KEEP HITTING REP-E-E-E-E-E-EAT

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Maybe a little. But you're more green.

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Duck said...

It's nearly the end...

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Yes it is Duck. Hello!

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

WHEN YOU'RE GONE
THE PIECES OF MY HEART ARE MISSING YOU
WHEN YOU'RE GONE
THE FACE I CAME TO KNOW IS MISSING YOU
WHEN YOU'RE GONE
THE WORDS I NEED TO HEAR
TO ALWAYS GET ME THROUGH THE DAY
AND MAKE IT OKAY
I MISS YOU

*sobs hysterically for turdy seven years*

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Jophiel said...

*Glowers at Quack* Someone tell Mr Duck that I refuse to speak to him.

Noelle said...

So? *giggles* It matches your hair quite well. But hey. *picks up a cloth, and wipes away most of the green paint from her face* MAGIC. *tucks the cloth away so he won't get it*


Thank you Marsies

Hi Duck

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Mr. Duck? Death Rose refuses to speak with you.

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Noelle said...

http://dereklandy.blogspot.com/2013/02/imagine.html?m=0

Jophiel said...

*Beams at Trip* Thank you Trip! Have a milkshake! *Hands over random milkshake*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I think I might keep mine, it's a bit like war paint.

Really, really smudgy war paint.

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

No it has to be grocer, its green.

And Adra!

No no not lied at all
Now I never lied
Said she took a poison she did
Never said she died poor thing
She lived but it left her weak in the head
All she did for months was lie there in bed
Poor thing
Shoukd have been in hospital
Wound up in Bedlam instead poor thing
Yes I lied cuz I love you
I'd be twice the wife she was i love you
Could that thing have cared for you like me?

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Huzzah! A milkshake!

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Noelle said...

War paint. Hmm. I can't say the same. But it's endearing and that's all I really care about.

Duck said...

HEY DEATH! HOW ARE YOU GOING, DEATH? YOU GOOD, DEATH? HAVING FUN, DEATH? IT'S NEARLY THE END, DEATH! DID YOU KNOW THAT, DEATH? DID YOU, DEATH? I THINK YOU DID, DEATH...HEY DEATH! HOW ARE YOU GOING, DEATH? YOU GOOD, DEATH? HAVING FUN, DEATH? IT'S NEARLY THE END, DEATH! DID YOU KNOW THAT, DEATH? DID YOU, DEATH? I THINK YOU DID, DEATH...HEY DEATH! HOW ARE YOU GOING, DEATH? YOU GOOD, DEATH? HAVING FUN, DEATH? IT'S NEARLY THE END, DEATH! DID YOU KNOW THAT, DEATH? DID YOU, DEATH? I THINK YOU DID, DEATH...

Noelle said...

This is the moment
This is the day
This is the moment when I know I'm on my way

Maralie Lily Charm said...

*bows*

NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY PLS

Black Star is such a beautiful song... :)

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Aw, thanks.

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

WE'RE NEAR THE END OF THE POST

THIS IS

*sprays 1D perfume*

OUR MOMENT

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Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*laughs at Mara*

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Jophiel said...

*Smiles smugly* Trip, you are like an epic brother. My brothers are really mean...

Noelle said...

*coughs within the perfume* MARA

Oh by the way. Trip.

*gently bites his nose*
*waits, straight-faced for a reaction*

Jophiel said...

*Starts twitching and glares at Duck*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Aw, thanks Death. You have no idea how much that means to me.

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Maralie Lily Charm said...

Msd, but when I do, I'll probably be back after a few minutes :) hopefully, anyway... Unless the wifi goes off :(

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

This is the moment!
Damn all the odds!
This day forever
Destiny beckons

Duck said...

yay... one direction perfume... :(

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*is really unsure what to do*

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*explodes New Zealand*

Noelle said...

*hugs Mara*

I actually have yet to see the musical, Zaf

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*is really unsure what to do*

#ChaseDorVook9

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*runs at the bar and chops the door down with an axe* HEEERREEEE'SSS ZAFFY!!!!!

Noelle said...

*begins laughing and jumps onto him, kissing him again* *pauses* By the way...

I was going to jump on you. Should have mentioned that.

Duck said...

HAHAHA! Nobody likes New Zealand!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Se it or I explode Trippy

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

MINE

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